The Life and Crimes of dikey Little : V

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:20 am

Role Playing dikey.

Game Difficulty - Master.

dikey ONLY steals items/gold.
dikey NEVER takes "clean" items/gold.
dikey travels light, and only takes what he can use or fence.
dikey will only take Perks in Sneak, Lockpicking and Pickpocket.
dikey has no understanding of Magic, Enchanting, Alchemy or Smithing because he's not too bright.

Long Term Goal - Reach lvl 30 (max lvl required for desired Perks). And make his fortune the dishonest way.

Part 1 http://youtu.be/e46Qyds4GbM
Part 2 http://youtu.be/g7ya4STy-Nc
Part 3 http://youtu.be/fnBAOmk4rNY

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:27 am

What's a 'clean' item?

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:54 am

You named your character 'dikey'?

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:32 am

What's a 'clean' item?

I'm guessing a item that doesn't belong to anyone and is not considered stealing.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:07 pm

You named your character 'dikey'?

Yeah, what of it?

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:21 am

Yeah, what of it?

Nevermind. . .

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:24 pm

Sounds like fun.

Okay, just watched the first video. I like dikey.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:21 am

What's a 'clean' item?

An item that says take instead of steal.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:26 am

An item that says take instead of steal.

Nothing you can take, and if I'm given anything I drop it. Was given a dozen or so lockpicks in Helgen during the escape (and dropped them) and the most I've had since is two from memory. ONLY items/gold in red.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:23 pm

Added parts 4 & 5 http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDLittle01?feature=mhee

Had the pox, been busted, bashed, run out of... 4 towns I think it is now, and lost everything twice.

Do you know what happens "after you pay the fine" when everything you have is stolen?

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:04 pm

hahahahahah dikey is such a coward.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:28 am

Added Part 6.

Busted again, skint again. They took me shiv, took me clothes, took me cheese. But they'll never take my pride.

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDLittle01?feature=mhee

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:01 am

Haha, I love this. Great roleplay!

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:24 pm

Added Part 7.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDLittle01?feature=mhee

If you only watch one part to understand dikey's struggles (and go on, watch one), Part 7 is it. I need to find myself a shiv before I go down the Ratway again.

Merry Christmas to all.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:12 am

The Ratway.

Unarmed. Twice. On Master.

Too Eaaaaaasy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7CuHCwVsLg&feature=youtu.be

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:36 am

Added parts 4 & 5 http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDLittle01?feature=mhee

Had the pox, been busted, bashed, run out of... 4 towns I think it is now, and lost everything twice.

Do you know what happens "after you pay the fine" when everything you have is stolen?

Anything you've stolen is removed from your inventory and put in a chest in the guards' office.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:20 pm

Yeah, I should've added "and you break your only lockpick trying to escape".... every time so far.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:06 pm

Added parts 4 & 5 http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDLittle01?feature=mhee

Had the pox, been busted, bashed, run out of... 4 towns I think it is now, and lost everything twice.

Do you know what happens "after you pay the fine" when everything you have is stolen?

Have you ever busted out of jail?

» Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:49 pm

Not yet, and not through lack of trying.

Keep busting my lockpicks... or should I say lockpick.

Don't matter much because I go in with next to nothing anyway. The thing that irritates me most is I have to go lift another shiv. I can do the lag no problem - there's a bed, a table and cheese.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:34 am

I'm easily amused. It's pretty entertaining, especially if I try to picture "The Cowardly Thief" really, really hard.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:23 am

He's not really THAT cowardly, sure a BIT but not ALL. Taking on The Ratway unarmed, twice - that's ALL balls. He'll take on what he has to BUT he only carries a shiv and he's not very good with it so that limits it pretty much to wolves and rats. Certainly ain't gonna try taking on anybody with a bigger knife. Besides which, a good thief is only interested in the money.

Get caught stealing, a few days in lag I can handle that. Get caught stealing with murder thrown in, they cut your head off for that.

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:26 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaeorYJrKE0

Part 9. Business is good.