hey everybody,

i did a thread simsilar to this in OB , and the clear winner of that was ...ow damn i forget her name the lady who wrote all those "a guide to ..." books.....( stuck up cow)

so, now its time for the skyrim version! who is your no.1 tooth-grinding npc?

lets start with my one- and yes it a child....

frodnar! omg that kid!!! everytime i walk past him in riverwood hers like "dont mess with me or ill prank ya, ill prank ya real bad" and i swear to god i actually burst out laughing, im like what? the dragonborn, thane of about half the cities, a blade? and hes just some stupid little turd threating to prank me....to be ohnest i find it half amuseing half aggrivating.

my female most hated is again in riverwood, on my very first playthrough i was playing a simple logger who was married to sven, and i swear to god i stopped playing her because of his mother....hilde! my chracter (morgana) actually left riverwood for a bit because she couldnt stand that [censored] lady screaming abus in her ear every time she was just chatting to other peopel or walking to work, everyday as i walked back to the inn ( where i lived at first) she would always scream somthign about how dirty i was or something.

so finally i wedded sven, morgana was over the moon about this but there was just one slight snag....
i had hoped hilde owuld get a bit better after i had married her son! eventually i got so tired of her day-in day-out snarled comments about me that oen day ( just as sven is wlaking home from work) i smack her with all my might around the mouth, you should of seen her face, of cource morgana didnt stop their, her funeral was being dragged down the riverbed and thrown over the side.

that mucked up me and svens marriage, but they worked through it eventually....

please post oyur own amusing stories on the matter!

fisher

Delphine, 'nuff said.

Here are some universally accepted candidates: Delphine, most kids.

My opinion? The above. Also, Mjoll the Lioness. "DRAGONBORN, LISTEN TO MY PROPHECY, FOR IT WILL DETER-" " So ya as I was saying, I was in Morrowind with my dad, hunting stuff and a bandit pooped himself when I drew grimsever, my mom taught me to fight, what are the odds of that LOL YOUJ DIDNT KNOW THAT!" "THAT IS ALL, DRAGONBORN. GO NOW AND SPREAD THE WORD!"

Cicero.

Nazeem! is at the top of my list followed by the snooty twins in Solitude

Nozeem.....

On my second playtrough I didnt even gave Nazeem the chance to fiish his first sentence he wante to say....

Frodnar, a kid from Riverwood. ''You're new here, so I'll go easy on ya. But don't get on my bad side''. It's a pity you can't attack, let go kill kids in this game, so instead I decided to give him a warning by killing his dog, breaking into his house and then killing his parents in front of him. It was nice to see him run around the house, crouch in corners, and then moan things like ''leave me alone''. Who's pulling the pranks now, eh? He shouldn't have gotten on my bad side.

^I have read that before.

Delphine! What a cow. The last time I saw her I put a arrow in her just for fun. It's quite unfair that they've made her essential and awful.

They also did a good trolling job with the children.

"Another traveler here to lick my father's boots. Good job." -- I hear this every time I use the enchanter in Whiterun.

Maven Black-Briar. Need I say more?

One of the two companion brothers. I'm sure its a bug but neither one of them will leave me the heck alone. They can find me in the wilderness and run up to me then tell me something which makes me have to look at them. I answer and move on and they run up to me and ask the same darn thing which makes me have to stop and turn to them. They don't stop. I can't fast travel away from them because it says there is a guard searching for me. I have to out run them then fast travel somewhere. Darn annoying if anything is annoyingl