The point of this thread is this. You are doing something useless in society. You hear a really loud fart. Then you are transported to a carriage heading to helgan. You are to write a journal of describing what's going on and what you are doing. It also must match your personality for example if I write one it will be a more humor light like saints row 3ish. I will write one after a few posts. Interested?

PS: If you find this misleading I am sorry.

That is the point where I stopped reading.

I was watching the hangover. I heard this loud fart. I woke up in a carriage me were 3 people. 2 muscular men, (one of which is wearing an oversized bandage on his mouth) and the other is a pansy that apparently stole a horse. (he might have been doing some strange things on it...) After having a lovely chat the pansy had realized that we are all about to die. He was then told to shut up by ralof. And then we were told to shut up by a [censored] in Roman armor. We then entered a town called Helgan where some guy infront of us was talking to this hot woman with pointy ears.....

Not my problem.

Our ride suddenly stop. Knowing we are going to die me and my new friends (who is in some confederate like group led by the guy with a huge bandage.) are going to exept it like Chuck Norris would. Exept that pansy horse theif. Then some roman dude called Hadvar started calling these people with these weird lasts names. I mean Ralof's is of Riverwood. What type of name is that? Then the pansy started being more of a sissy and started running only to get shot in the ass by an arrow. A priestess from some religion started doing religion stuff on us only to have a ginger telling to shut up and got his head chopped of. That idiot Just made my life a few seconds shorter as my turn was next...

while riding on the oh so wonderful (/sarcasm) public bus, because my parants had conviently taken the car out that day, i heard a loud fart (honestly? a fart?) and blacked out. what seemed only a few seconds later i was riding on an old horse drawn carriage with some wierd people who seemed horribly important for some reason, i then proceded to start chewing on the bands that held my wrists together. after arriving at a small fort-ish place we were ordered off (and by this time i had already gnawed through my bands [sharp teeth ftw ] and was just pretending i still had them on, holding them in place so the guards would ignore me for the moment). after staling for as long as i coudl i was forced to a headsmen's block where it seemed i was doomed to be beheaded, when suddenly, a dragon came and pretty much [censored] up the place leaving me to run off with some guy in blue, rolaf i think his name was.

Good. And the reason why it was a fart...... Honestly I really don't know...

mustuv been the worst fart ever, it made me black out and shot me into skyrim

As the executioner who looked like a Mexican wrestler was about to kill me some flying lizard showed and yelled something that started shooting fireballs from the sky. I ran with my mate Ralof and hide into a tower with Ralof's homies. After having some talk with the bandage man. (who is not wearing it in his mouth anymore) Me and ralof head up the stairs when the lizard head but a hole into the second floor breathing fire. Ralof told me to jump into a burning building. I did but the [censored] did not jumped after me leaving me alone with my hands tied. Then some kid was being slowed and almost got burned by the oversized lizard. Hadvar was next to the old man. (Who I suspect is a pedo) And I followed him across the town. (which at this point it reminds me of Detroit)

It was I, Stanky Farts, who perpetrated the fart! Mwah ha ha!

I know. I went through alot since this fart.

Thanks mate. Because of you I almost got execute by a Mexican wrestler and eaten by a dragon...

We head to their main keep. Ralof despite being a confederate got there first. Despite the entire town being burned to hell they decided to bicker about something before they wen their own ways. I decided to follow Hadvar. We went through a keep fighting confederates and bears and ect. We found an exit out somehow. And we are in this huge ass valley. Hadvar said we should piss of and go our own ways but I decided to follow him.

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