Now that that's over with, here's the build:
Get your illusion trained and pick the perks Kindred Mage, Hypnotic Gaze and Dual Illusion.
Get the Stealth perk Backstab. Get Assassins Blade if you prefer daggers.
Get the Calm spell.
When fighting against enemies cast calm on them. Then stroll around to their back, sneak, sip at your coffee, attack.
If enemy not dead yet, calm again.
Augment that "combat" approach by enchanting your gear to make Illusion spells cheaper.
Greet your enemies with: I COME IN PEACE!

