» Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:44 am
Bethesda the Mighty! Bethesda the unerring! Bethesda the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but gamers, writhing in the filth of our own glitches! While you have ignored the bugs of the ps3, and now give Xbox DLC! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of patches and fixes where my patch is long happiness. I repair now the bugs and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, ps3 players, for I love you." Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Bethesda cherished us. For they saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the gamers! Ps3 is the true god of gamers! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of games! The very idea is inconceivable to our Xbox and PC gamers! Sharing the DLC and patches with us? With the ps3? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, Bethesda takes away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the creators take your data? Your games? Your console!? YOUR VERY LIVES!?! And what does the good part of Bethesda do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The bethesda machine enforces the will of the bugs and glitches in their patches! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of ps3 Skyrim! Rise up, gamers! Embrace the word of mighty thennightingalelord, he who is both man and player! For we are the children of bethesda! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we ps3 players, not the xbox or PC, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
