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share with us any strange bugs or encounters you have had

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no idea what that was about
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But on with the thread!
previous: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1387797-got-any-wtf-moments-in-skyrim-4/page__pid__21170383__st__180#entry21170383

i once had a female wood elf run at me with no weapons named "wood elf" that was yelling "skyrim is for the nords" in a males voice. i was like "wut"

Hahahaha - that would have been awesome to see!

There might be something about Labyrinthian (from #4 thread):
As Erik and I were just passing through there, Belrand came out of nowhere and attacked Erik!
This was near the maze and the mask barrow.

There are a few that are cute that aren't marryable. I only made 2 characters so I married Sygja and Muiri.

In 2 games over 700 hours total I've only ever seen one NPC in full Dwarven Armor. That was in one of the Dwemer ruins and I was easily in my 40s, but most likely in my 50s.

Maven is pretty good-looking in the vanilla game, but she's just so nasty.

I wouldn't mind a longer hair mod - I like women's hair. . ...like on their heads - I don't harvest it and make weird stuff with it. What was the question? :errm:

That is not true...and you just got reported for name-calling.

I thought the other "m" was for "maiden" - is it not?