For old times' sake. I'll start with two of them.
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"An Altmer, Khajiit, and an Imperial were vacationing to go to the top of the throat of the world. As they were walking together, a rock gave out and they started to fall. The Altmer used his magic, cast a levitation spell and wasn’t harmed. The Khajiit used his agility was able to be quick enough to grab on to a loose stone and wall jump the rest of the way down, and was not harmed. The Imperial used his personality tried to persuade the rock to not kill him. "
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"How many Argonians does it take to light a torch?
As many as it takes to find a dry match."
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Try posting whatever jokes you can come up with. We had some great ones last year.