Goofy things about Skyrim...for instance

Post » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:07 pm

Did you ever wonder why Falmer have gold? If they never go above ground, then where are they shopping underground?
Is there a sub-terranean Wal-Mart somewhere in Tamriel we don't know about?

Why do the trolls need 3 eyes?

Why are the Foresworn do damn angry all the time?

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noa zarfati
 
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:04 am

Falmer did venture outside at times.
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Fam Mughal
 
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:36 am

falmer do go outside, i remember seeing a wrecked trading carriage and one of the bodies had a falmer arrow.
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Brandi Norton
 
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:04 am

Forsworn are angry because they hate having the Nords in "their" land.
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Wayne Cole
 
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:33 am

Here is one weird thing I noticed:

Charrus are called insects but only have 4 legs.
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:39 am

Forsworn are angry because they hate having the Nords in "their" land.
And Madanach justifies all the death and killing by childishly saying: "We were here first!"
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Post » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:37 pm

Also, those who venture below and were killed may have had gold on them, and falmer stashed it in urns and the like to dispose of it.

And if you were the forsworn , would you be happy?

Trolls are ugly because they are trolls.
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Danny Warner
 
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:40 am

Trolls are not ugly, if humans had three eyes would it be better then two. The more the Merrier in trolls case. Also when the Dawnguard trains them they can be your best friend.
Why do only Nords have children?
Why can't we have a Falmer who runs the general store. Why do we not see Thalmor arresting Heimskr?
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Kayla Bee
 
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:00 am

you're worried about falmer having gold? what about Deer having rings or garnets...
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:33 am

you're worried about falmer having gold? what about Deer having rings or garnets...

Those deer eat some crazy stuff.

How about no toilets, or just useable water in general? With all the food and alcohol in this game, somebody has to use the toilet.
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Post » Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:58 pm

you're worried about falmer having gold? what about Deer having rings or garnets...

When i find such in wolves are bears, i assume they have recently eaten someone, so maybe the moose and reindeer aren't quite as helpless as they seem... :bolt:
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Post » Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:27 pm

Where, precisely, on their bodies, do dragons keep the 200-300 gold they're usually carrying? I'm not sure if I want to know the answer.
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:37 am

Why are all the children humans?
Why are all the children clones?
Why do all the children share the same fashion sense?
Why do children have daggers? (zoom in at a child, you'll see a tip of a blade attached at their waist)

I'm just... annoyed with the children. That's all.

Also, why does everyone wear the same undergarments?
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Post » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:47 pm

their are "toilets" go to that fort south of Whiterun, the one with the Old Daedric Woman inside who wont leave (no she's not really daedric....I think)
on the bottom floor (I THINK) there are stools (lul I made a pun) next to Buckets, wah la, TES toilets.
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Post » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:51 pm

their are "toilets" go to that fort south of Whiterun, the one with the Old Daedric Woman inside who wont leave (no she's not really daedric....I think)
on the bottom floor (I THINK) there are stools (lul I made a pun) next to Buckets, wah la, TES toilets.

So everybody in the holds goes to one random bucket in a fort lol... I just imagine they go in the buckets too, but when there's no buckets inside the home, makes you wonder...
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Post » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:18 pm

So everybody in the holds goes to one random bucket in a fort lol... I just imagine they go in the buckets too, but when there's no buckets inside the home, makes you wonder...

I have seen several other toilets around Skyrim. Not that I can name them off the top of my head though.
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Post » Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:21 am

Why do only Nords have children?

People of other races have children. It's just that the children all come out Nord anyway. Must be something in the air. :P

Why can't we have a Falmer who runs the general store.

You won't find this in the history books, but the Falmer once ran a thriving general goods industry. Sadly their habit of opening "Fal-mart" stores all over ancient Skyrim and driving all the small family-owned shops out of business only served to further arouse the ire of their already skeptical Nord neighbors. This is why Ysgramor killed them all. Trufact!

Why do we not see Thalmor arresting Heimskr?

I dunno, maybe he's just too good for business. The Thalmor want the civil war and general dissatisfaction with the Empire to continue for as long as possible. The Talos ban is one of the reasons for all the civil unrest; some Nords are joining the Stormcloaks over it and nobody's happy about it. Heimskr is doing his best to keep it in the forefront of people's minds and unless/until the scales are tipped in Ulfric's favor in the conflict, the Thalmor are probably happy to have it stay there.

Of course by the time the scales are tipped that way it's too late for them to get to him, because he's living in a city controlled by the Stormcloaks.
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