What does that make shouts like Fire Breath and Ice Breath? They deal damage, so does that make them the equivalent of shouting "YOU LOOK FAT IN THAT DRESS" or "OH BTW UR ADOPTED." And what does that make Slow Time or Whirlwind Sprint?

space magic.

I'm gonna go with "YO MOMMA SO STUPID" and "SKEEVER SAYS WHAT?" respectively.

I developed a theory that the beginning of the game could be this:

"Hey dude, CRAP SORRY! Didn't mean to call the firestorm..dude I don't mean you any harm but I really need someone to talk to... you see there was this girl dragon...wait, dude...I'm really in a vulnerable state right now, just talk to me bro! Sorry everyone, I just can't help it.. dammit I just blew fire atcha..damn man! Wait! Son of a *breaks through the tower wall* DUDE! I need some bro help! Come on! I don't remember your language right now and I just need someone to be there for me, come on! and you people down there, stop shooting at me, it's ticking me off....Oh, I see how it is. You call yourself Dragonborn but you're just gonna ditch your bro like that? Damn Mortals. Screw you.

Jerk probably didn't even know he was Dragonborn.. Loser..."

"Slow down!" and "I'm getting out of here?"

I find dragon debates to be quite dull. They just keep slinging insults at me while I pontificate about the horrors of mortality to them.

They probably have dragon swears and have debates over food when they aren't arguing over roosting areas. Arguments probably happen more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMaOLpKHqfw

Does that the "Drain Vitality" shout is a poetry reading?

So slow time is an opera? Or perhaps ballet?

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