Right, I was walking through Whiterun, as you do and saw Nazeem, so I thought 'what the hell' I equipped lightning bolt in each hand and charged it up aiming for Nazeem's face... Then my laptop decided to intervene and exited Skyrim for me . I actually screamed, NOOOOOOOOOO!

Nazeem lived to be a [censored] another day

He is on to you. That was just merely a warning before he decides to brick your computer!

Kill him.

Maybe it's a sign and you should spare him?

Sell that laptop, it must be possessed !

Do you go to the desktop often?

Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

thats good.


OP. here is a dagger -:---
Make sure you stab Nazeem in the... knee.

Doesn't work that way, it must be an arrow. I don't think it's specified how the guard's take an arrow in the knee, but I can imagine it now - fighting a bandit inside an occupied cave, tripping, and falling right on top of one of those quivers full of arrows that people leave lying about.

Nazeem must be hacking.

btw I reloaded the game and needless to say poetic justice was done. I killed Nazeem... in the cloud district.

Lol this story cracked me up. He is the most annoying male NPC for sure. Most annoying female would be those [censored]es who run the clothing shop in Solitude.

NOOOOOO! Any laptop that takes Nazeem's side must be destroyed. "HALT, HALT! You must be exterminated!" The Dalek's have been tinkering with your computer.

It literally left me speechless, just the timing of it was perfect. And yes I am having serious doubts about my laptop's loyalty