"hi honey....turns out we're gonna have to move the bed to the kitchen"
"why's that?"
*drags in full sized stuffed dragon*
If divorce were possible in Skyrim, that might well constitute grounds.

dont know about you but im gonna fill my home with dangerous axes and weapons that might be dangerous if my 10 kids find one........but thats never gonna happen
Believe it or not, you can teach kids to respect weapons, and not mess with them.