I made a few / encountered epic fails in the game; some are way too embarrassing, some are stupid while some are "What just happened?? Glitch???"

1) In mission 2 where i had to kill Campbell, I was chased by two overseers. I jumped and grabbed a chain then as i started climbing down, the 2 overseers who were chasing me suddenly fell to their deaths right on front of me. I watched as they fell and blood oozing out of their bodies....at least their hounds is smart =_=|||

2) When trying to infiltrate Lady Boyle's mansion, I tried to kill a tallboy for fun. I climbed to a high place so he can't see me; waited for him, timed my jump and go but missed and died....epic fail

3) On a mission to abduct Anton, I choked out a guy on the drawbridge; carried and threw his body over the balcony but I didn't know there was ANOTHER balcony down below. I watched as the guard plunged down with another guard standing below. I was "[censored]....I'm going to get detected" But miraculously the fallen guard smacked DIRECTLY onto the guard below and both KO'ed. Wow.....

4) I successfully kidnapped Anton, make my way to Samuel and I pressed the "Thow" button by accident. I watched as Anton flies like a super ragdoll and splashed into the water!! Speechless for a few secs before hitting the "Reload last save" option.

5) When fighting with Daud, I threw a grenade at him but i overthrew that the grenade hit the wall and re-bounced back to me and Daud when our swords clashes. KABOOM!!!! Both of us flew in different directions *drinks Sokolov's potion*

6) I got my first sleeping darts, wanted to try it out. And shot one but it hit Piero. Instant reloaded the game

7) Knocked out Lord Regent and carried his body back to his room. Once again I pressed "Throw" instead of "Drop" and Lord Regent tumbled down the long stairway. See blood oozing out, reload game....sigh

Lastly I killed the torturer. For no reason he didn't collapse, he just stand there with his dead expression on his face, still making those in pain sounds. I left and returned some time later to see if he's back to normal but he's still the same. The hell....

Doors can be frustrating. Walk up to a door, peak through, see a guard with his back turned to me ... Open the door and he's staring me in the face! Walk up to a door, intending to have a peak through the keyhole ... Only to have a guard open it on me!

When I was still getting used to the controls, I'd accidentally impale people with crossbow bolts. I thought I had the heart selected.

Once or twice I've blown myself up with a grenade.

Epic fails? Regularly. And consistently. Trying to jump and blink at the same time is usually an epic fail for me. But I've got others.

The first time through the Flooded District, I thought to Blink onto the sparking, obviously high tension train tracks, thinking "surely they can't all be 'third' rails" and I promptly got electrocuted. Same game, trying to jump off the train, I jumped wrong and went through the arc wall. Disintegrated.

Trying to kill River Krust by hitting it my sword. Over and over. And over. And over. And over. Finally realizing I was getting nowhere with the blade, I walked away. Only many games later did I realize I could just use my pistol.

Tried to Drop Assassinate a guard in Sokolov's place. Missed him, hit the railing with my sword, alerted everybody. In Sokolov's place, my first time through, I grab him up, walk around the room he was in, completely oblivious of the guard, Blink onto the roof across the way and, while I'm trying to figure out who just spotted me, I get shot from behind and fall off, damaging myself and killing Sokolov.

In the brothel, I had taken down what I thought were all the guards, unaware that there would be patrols as I had been somewhat sloppy. I take down the guard peeking through the keyhole. I in turn peer through the keyhole and listen to the Lord pratttle on about being drunk and Lady Boyle, hoping for some useful info, when I get whacked... only to see a pistol pointed at me, and three sword wielding brutes.

I wonder if they peeked inside after gutting me...?

I've also attempted a few jumps that utterly failed.

Routinely miss with Blink and fall off tall buildings....
Fell on top of a Tallboy
Tossed Sokolov off a roof
Knifed Havelock in the back (though that might not have been an accident >__> )


And Granite, - I like using grenades for dealing with Krust. It's sooooo satisfying; especially when there are a few
clustered together. The way their chunks fly up into the air.... it's so beautiful

blink behind a target and get them unconsious but magically you pull your sword in a defensive position

Here's one from neogaf:

candles were blown out so she couldn't see. maybe that's why. Either way, lol

Listening to Overseer Campbell and Captain Curnow's little chat...

Think I have the heart out, so I press L.

Actually have blink out.

"Hi, guys!"