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Both of these are taken from the forum rules. I'd say that this thread breaches the first rule, and perhaps the second too.
Obviously it's up to the moderators to decide the fate of this thread, but I'd be surprised if it went unlocked.
It doesn't specifically say no "Male or Female" threads, just that there is an introduction thread - and thats not the community poll
Oh, I know this one! It's the dead cat theory. Or the not-dead cat theory.
If buttered toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet. What happens if you tie buttered toast to the cats back (butter facing the sky)?
Alright, just let me get my pants off.
Bet you don't