Me: I hope you trust me, Aventus.
Aventus: Of course.
Me: I need your help, son. I want you to be the eyes, ears, and voice of the Dark Brotherhood. Aventus, I am appointing you to be my personal representative in the Black Hand.
Aventus: Me? A Speaker? I'm overwhelmed, sir.
Me: Calm yourself Aventus, it was only absolute that you join the Black Hand.
Aventus: But...only a Sith deals in absolutes.....
Me:

Nonsense, also, I am changing your name to.....Darth Vader.