I was in a meeting with my bosses and other company representatives and I farted, maybe even sharted. I haven't had the balls to get out this meeting and go check, really uncomfortable!

That sounds incredibly embarrassing but its human, own it if your talking about energy say "And Natural gas is a better alternative to gasoline"

Wait.. you're still in the meeting? o.O

Warm gas means bad gas.

Wait, you're posting on a video game forum during a meeting for work? You must be a real asset to your company.

The meeting is informal, besides my presence I'm not actually relevant to the meeting, it's a FYI kinda thing. Besides using this touchpad isn't likely to distract them since there's no sound from typing.

- Looking about at least 6 of us don't need to be here.

Regardless of whether you're needed there or not, this isn't the sort of thing you need to be sharing.

There are other forums for this kind of stuff out there.

Sounds like a productive meeting.