" The best offence is a good defence am I right " No no no your not right its "The best defence is offence" and " Strike first lest you be the one struck". The next guard that asks me if hes right may well find his head parted from his shoulders. Also why does the inn keeper of the Silver blood inn keep telling me that in Markarth ale is cheaper the blood ?. Ale is cheaper than blood everywhere its a small thing to be annoyed about I know but after hearing him say it every time I go in I just want to repeatedly smash him in the face with a chair.

Then just do it. Role play a grouch with anger problem.

Hehe, I got that on 11-11-11. It's a humourous line to make the guard sound less intelligent.

"You're like me, don't like those heavy two handed weapons."

Guard has a warhammer slung over her shoulder.

Might not be a back-to-back, but the sentiment is there. :S

I lol whenever I see that