"Good evening, and welcome to another edition of classical cooking with C-3PO -as assisted by R2-D2. Say hello, R2.."
"Beep.. Bleeble-Boop Skriiiit, squabble, squawk garble garble toot."
"Well yes of course I'm pre-heating the fusion oven to fifty thousand degrees.. you rolling short circuit!"
"Bleedle wheedle boo??"
"no, master Luke doesn't think you can cook."
"Wheedle wheedle froo-hoo??"
"No. I don't think you can cook either."
"whooo...."
I'd watch that show

wait, what were we talking about again?