I had to do a certain misc. quest on the vampire side that ended up having all of Markarth chasing after me. I fled, running all through the Reach, in daylight no less, and the game constantly was telling me I was being pursued by guards, even though I never saw them beyond the walls. I get back to the castle, turn in the quest to Feran, who is sleeping down in one of the coffins. On my way back up, I pass through the dinner hall. You know, where there are a handful of vampires eating live thralls on the tables, no big deal. And a Markarth guard comes strolling in like he owns the place, demanding that I go quietly. I stared at him for the longest time, not really sure what to do. Then decided, why not? This man obviously has no fear of a castle filled with vampires and was quite determined to bring me in. He deserves a reward. So I went to Sidna mine and did my time.

Like a boss.

nice

See now if you had a bow and arrow and aimed for his knee his adventuring days would have been over. But seriously what an awesome guard lol well done him getting in and not being torn into flesh confetti

Ahh, the golden AI of a Beth game.

I have a better story. I was a werewolf, and I had the Cursed Ring of Hircine, and as I was leaving Whiterun I changed into a werewolf, and as I was running away the carriage driver jumped down and chased me all the way to the guard tower. I changed back into human form and when I was heading back to Whiterun the carriage driver was walking up in the sky! I was like what is this he has balls of steel, and he can walk in mid air! He is a god!!

It was unusual.

He may have steel balls...but their obviously filled with helium.

That's probably the cousin of the guard who constantly complains about having to do guard duty while his cousin is out fighting dragons.

I had a Thief tell me to hand over my valuables while in Were-Wolf form. Now as a Vampire Lord anyone who does this, stray guard, random forsworn gets flicked into air then power bitten.

op's story was better...by just a smidge

That guard is a BOSS. He probably got promoted to captain of the guard of Markarth afterwards.

Were you talking about my story? Because how is it better? My guy chased a werewolf for a good distance, and then was walking in mid-air as if he was a god.

OP's was better.

It's not a competition, but if it were, the OP's is better, the guy trecked from Markarth, to Volkihar castle, and walked in to a hall full of vampires, demanding the arrest of one... That is better than a werewolf being chased by a carriage driver, to the watch tower man.......

But then he started walking in the sky! I think that is awesome. But the OP's story was pretty awesome.

Oh I have one.

I had Derkeethus as a follower on one of my vampire chars, oky.. He actually followed me inside some-how when I first got inside.. When Lord Harkon changed form, Derkeethus attacked him and they started fighting (Which kinda glitch the quest, ofc.) Well.. Derkeethus ended up beating Lord Harkon down onto his knees and kept doing so every time Harkon got up..Basicly, he had the guts to owned the leader of a vampire court in front of them all.. Over and over and over again...

Anyways, OP's was funny and quite amusing.

Haha me too, I tried to intimidate him and he was like "You're not gonna scare me that easily!". I was like 0_o... I then proceeded to eat his face off.

That guard deserves a promotion to be Captain, damn. I wish I had a guard that ballsy, mine are all quitters.

Damn...Y'know if I came across a Guard who was that badass I think I too would surrender without a fight out of sheer freaking respect

Obviously, that guard was channeling the spirit of Samuel Vimes.

My Skyrim world's NPCs better be talking about this heroic guard! The bards better be singing about him too.

Oh well even if you did kill that guard.. he'll probably ends up in sovngarde for his heroic brave act....seriously from Markarth to castle volkihar.... ON FOOT!!!! but then again hes from markarth so hes probably corrupted like the rest of em...

Like a boss. No, that doesn't do him justice. Like a god.

I didn't want to deal with Barbas when I went past Falkreath, so I just ran past him on my horse. Later, I'm in the study about to enter Soul Cairn, and as I come through the other side Barbas runs up to me and starts chatting me up, some two hours after I first saw him. I was flabbergasted.

I used to be an adventurer like you then I arrested a vampire in a castle full
Of ancient vampires..........now I'm a legend

Absolutey the best! I would have done the same. Not to sound, cliché but that is epic - in an understated way. I would hope to have a save very near that point just to replay it! I'd even by him some mead. Maybe recruit him as a follower - god knows he can track! And certainly is fearless!

Lucky you.