First generation electric kettles. Ugly lumps of white plastic, kettle on a stove is so much nicer. Don't have a gas stove anymore, though, so got a cool see-through kettle that glows blue. Making making a cup of tea ever-so-slightly slightly funkier, at a kitchen near you.
Par cans. Great heavy fragile light bulbs, with heat and waste, and stands that weigh a ton. Can't pack them away 'til they cool, coloured gels get grotty and do the same disappearing act as socks when you need them. Lightweight low voltage programmable LED lighting banks are an absolute godsend to travelling musicians, one of the best purchases I have ever made.
Manual lawnmowers, 'nuff said. Life is far too short and harsh anyway to ever get that tired when electricity and petrol motors exist.
Yours? And what loveliness have you replaced your eyesores and junk with?