This is my first post; in fact, I just registered just about 40 seconds ago. I hope you won't keep that against me.
I just caught news of the fact that your pre-order bonuses had been announced. Along with that, it seemed there were different ones for different retailers ... such as Amazon.
Far be it from me to call retailers greedy punks, because that would be utterly wrong and reprehensible, but I would like to offer up a variation of the Internet meme called "shut up and take my money":
I. Love. You. Guys.
You are Arkane Studios. There is really nothing more that needs to be said.
So, to the point: How can I order the maximum coolness edition from you -- and really, I'm not so much looking for pixel candy as I am trying to hand you my disposable income at the earliest possible opportunity (wanna see my Kickstarter profile? Yes, I'm _that_ guy) -- and not have to endure some retailer (about whom we entered an agreement prior to this moment that they weren't even slightly deserving of the greedy punk moniker) making off with all the profits?
In simple terms: How do I make you shut up and take my money, and I'm prepared to throw quite a bit of it your way, without making Amazon or suchlike ... ahem, suchlike fine quality purveyors of digital goods ... party to wealth which could just has easily have been yours?
I thank you in advance, and apologize if this post offends any large, warrior-like women out there.