» Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:03 pm
Here's a new thought... Skyrim's National Take Your Kid to Work Day.
DRAGONBORN: "And this is Dark Brotherhood Headquarters, Aventus. This is Vereeza, he looks kind of cuddly, but he's a very good assassin. And there's Astrid and her husband, he's a werewolf. But it's OK, I told him not to eat you. And Cicero, he's a little weird."
AVENTUS: "Look, another kid."
DRAGONBORN: "Actually, that's Babette. She's actually a 300 year-old vampire."
AVENTUS: "Wow! Cool!"
DRAGONBORN: "Yeah, kind of. Babette, you want to take Aventus, show him around?"
BABETTE: "Sure."
DRAGONBORN: "And no turning him into a vampire without my permission. You do that, I'll take a wooden spoon to you."
BABETTE (scornfully): "You'll spank me with a wooden spoon? I hardly think so."
DRAGONBORN: "Noooo, I'll just hammer it through your heart."
BABETTE: "OK, got it. No biting."
AVENTUS: "Awwww, dad. You're no fun."