Check your active effects for herpes

The tests came back negative. Still hurts when he goes to the bathroom, though.

In all seriousness, though. There is nothing unusual in the active effects page, and unequipping all items does nothing. I'm wondering if maybe it's some hidden spell effect. The thing is I haven't done anything that would cause any effects like that. I'm just doing some shopping in Solitude. The only things I could find via Google is that the Ebony Mail and one of the sneak perks can cause a similar effect, but I have neither of those.