i'm bored at work

Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:42 pm

I'm bored at work tell some jokes that I could possibly relay to my coworkers, so keep em pg
thank ya
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Britta Gronkowski
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:11 pm

i have this great joke.

a man walks into a bar and says
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I'm a frayed knot

its a classic although under appreciated.
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neen
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:29 pm

You should make sure to email all your jokes to everyone's corporate email address. People love when you do that and it makes sure they see it! Don't want anyone missing out on the fun, after all. Plus, then you can include lolcat pictures!

If you decide on telling jokes in-person though, make sure to time it right. No time better to tell a joke to coworkers than when they're knee-deep in work trying to get stuff done.
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Johanna Van Drunick
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:42 pm

Screw jokes, it's prank time

Unplug some keyboards/mouses, strategically place whoopie cushions, and get out that fart in a can.

Oh and flirt with all your hot female coworkers. That's always fun :nod:
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ImmaTakeYour
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:25 pm

Well... All my jokes are racist :P
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Emma louise Wendelk
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:08 am

Where can I get a job where they let you sit on the computer bored while paying you?
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Jack
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:53 am

What do you call someone who tries to tell a joke, but needs help remembering the punchline?

Does anyone know?


So Apple decides to share some ideas with his friends.

That's the joke.




I have alot more of these if you really enjoy the groans of your fellow employes.
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Emma Pennington
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:15 pm

Why does it have to be PG for your co-workers?

Anyway, courtesy of Eddie Murphy

A bear and a rabbitt were taking a dump in the woods and the bear asks the rabbit, "does crap stick to your fur?", the rabbit says no. So the Bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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Krystina Proietti
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:36 pm

Q. - What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

A, - Dough nuts.

Classic.
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Jessie
 
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Post » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:31 pm

Q: Who does a religious mouse pray to?

A: Cheeses.
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