I feel like I'm in a damn SAW movie or something with these things! Can't eat anything that is either to chewy, or to solid, so all I have had for food over the past 22 hours is Ice Cream and Gogurt. GOGURT IS FREAKING GOOD! OH MAN, I JUST.... I JUST WANT TO SHOVE ALL THE GOGURT INTO MY MOUTH. But it makes my ass burn later, so I can't eat this stuff all day every day.
That being said, what do you folks recommend I eat from experience? Do they have some kind of liquified meat out there? Just like... chopped into little liquidy bits? I don't care if the stuff is raw, I'M A MAN THAT NEEDS HIS MEAT! (Actually I'm just a 16 year old boy that can't grow facial hair to save his life.) Also, if you have any stories about braces you would like to share, please do. I'll need them to sleep through THE MAW OF HELL OPENING INSIDE MY MOUTH!