Or for RP purposes, my character is striving to eventually become the Empress, and realizes she needs as many allies as possible. Becoming the head of the College of Winterhold and the Companions gives her clout, while becoming Listener and Guild Master secures her powerful secret allies.
Personally, I think you're crazy.

Seriously though: on my 1st playthrough (warrior dude) I did all of the guilds except for TG and DB. On my 2nd one (assassin chick) I did (am still doing...kinda') all of them. I did it this way because I feel the need to help as many people as possible because I have the power and I feel badly not helping all of the guilds in both playthroughs. Maybe the TG isn't very "helpful" (I feel like we aren't done with them and that expansions may add questlines so they may be able to redeem themselves.) and the DB to an extent isn't very "helpful" either, but, yeah, helping all of them could serve to unify Skyrim. Having said that I know a lot of people don't see it that way and do mulitiple playthroughs selecting only questlines that fit their character, but others don't have the time or desire to play through several times.