Or Bob.
DRAGONBORN: "I think I'll cal it... Bob."
MRS. DRAGONBORN: "But you can't name a house Bob."
DRAGONBORN: "So all of a sudden, you're the Queen of Bob."
MRS. DRAGONBORN: "I am never calling it that." (they kiss)
My house will be called "Fallout Shelter".
Or Megaton.
I shall call it Squishy and it shall be mine. And it will be my Squishy!
Or maybe...
DRAGONBORN: "We'll name half of them Dragonborn Junior and the other half..."
MRS. DRAGONBORN: "Half? Other half? What're you talking about? There's only one house. Anyway, I like 'Nemo'."
DRAGONBORN: "Fine, we'll name one of them 'Nemo'."
MRS. DRAGONBORN: "But there's only one house."
DRAGONBORN: "But... what if it doesn't like me?"
MRS. DRAGONBORN: "Honey? It's a house. Houses don't like or dislike anything. They're inanimate objects. And I think fighting all those dragons did something to your brain."