I get past the intro movies, swim out of the sub, get an achievement for "Can it Run Crysis", the hilarious old-school joke.

And bam. Screen completely goes to ****, red/blue lines, i turn the xbox off and back on, Red ring of E74 death...

Link to bigger image:
http://i52.tinypic.com/j6782h.jpg
Not sure what to expect, but the timing, coincidence, and i guess hilarity of this crap event, I had to share with the admins.
Had to play it on my roommates since then, but RIP my xbox =/