My Character Is Gay

Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:57 pm

Well, I remember choosing my race, class, and birth sign, but not my sixual orientation. It appears my tiger-guy is a peter puffer.

Evidence, you ask?

Every time I go crash in one of those beds opposite Jauffre's chest, about half the time when I wake up, Brother Piner is in bed with me!
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Captian Caveman
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:12 pm

Well, I remember choosing my race, class, and birth sign, but not my sixual orientation. It appears my tiger-guy is a peter puffer.

Evidence, you ask?

Every time I go crash in one of those beds opposite Jauffre's chest, about half the time when I wake up, Brother Piner is in bed with me!


LOL! Those religious types... :cryvaultboy:

Every time I sleep in the mages guild, I wake up spooning some old guy.
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stevie trent
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:34 pm

Umm.. l was expecting this to be a thread about like your skills and stuff.. Not a thread about your character coming out of the closet with Jauffre! lmao. l've always thought there was something iffy 'bout dat 'feller.
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Silvia Gil
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:14 pm

Go and sleep in a girl's bed, and you'll just be Bi
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Leticia Hernandez
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:10 am

Given their literature, I figure most Khajiit are bi..
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Tracy Byworth
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:29 am

Given their literature, I figure most Khajiit are bi..


Yeah, it's too bad nobody's made that Johnny Weir light armor set mod. You don't run...you frolic! You know, the one with the sparkly gloves and the face paint. :woot:
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Juan Cerda
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 7:50 am

Yeah, it's too bad nobody's made that Johnny Weir light armor set mod. You don't run...you frolic! You know, the one with the sparkly gloves and the face paint. :woot:



I'm waiting for that one :laugh:
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i grind hard
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:42 am

Yeah, it's too bad nobody's made that Johnny Weir light armor set mod. You don't run...you frolic! You know, the one with the sparkly gloves and the face paint. :woot:



I'm waiting for that one :laugh:
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Dominic Vaughan
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 8:46 pm

Yeah, it's too bad nobody's made that Johnny Weir light armor set mod. You don't run...you frolic! You know, the one with the sparkly gloves and the face paint. :woot:



I'm waiting for that one :laugh:

Sorry Guys. Browser was screwing up. If a mod could clean that up it would be greatly appreciated :)
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 9:25 pm

I'm waiting for that one :laugh:

Sorry Guys. Browser was screwing up. If a mod could clean that up it would be greatly appreciated :)


You sound a little TOO excited there, bro. :D
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e.Double
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 7:50 pm

Maybe I am. I worked with a gay dude that played TES, so he would probably be interested in that.

In all reality, I'd rather stick with deadric.
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I love YOu
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:21 pm

Lol, that's why I never sleep at the guilds anymore. I always woke up with Vigge :blink:
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:01 pm

Lol, that's why I never sleep at the guilds anymore. I always woke up with Vigge :blink:


Vigge the Cautious? Should be Vigge the six Machine. :bolt:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/oblivion/images/thumb/e/e4/ViggetheCautious.jpg/180px-ViggetheCautious.jpg
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Lance Vannortwick
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:20 pm

What you need to ask yourself before you decide if your character is gay, was is consentual? Where you roofied? A rag soaked in ether? Did he just quietly sneak into bed to spoon you.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:38 pm

Well, I remember choosing my race, class, and birth sign, but not my sixual orientation. It appears my tiger-guy is a peter puffer.

Evidence, you ask?

Every time I go crash in one of those beds opposite Jauffre's chest, about half the time when I wake up, Brother Piner is in bed with me!


You never shared a bed with a friend?
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x a million...
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:23 pm

Reading through the comments, best this is quietly closed and your character left to get on with - whatever.
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