My Chick is Scary Fugly

Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:45 pm

I first created a female Redguard and was able to make her face really attractive but I scrapped her and went with the Altmer cause like in Oblivion I couldn't resist the 50+ Magika. I tried my best to make this female High Elve as attractive as possible and I guess I convinced myself that I did a decent job (in denial). But after a while I've noticed she looks more and more like some evil serial killer with a very masculine jaw, which is was impossible to soften correctly since it's a key facial feature of the High Elves. I was hoping to have two hot looking chicks get wedded and fulfill my girl on girl romance fantasy lived vicariously through Skyrim, but now I'm afraid my character will just murder her before the honey moon even begins. That is if any right minded (scripted ;-p) ncp would even actually want to marry such a fugly scary looking chick.

Oh well maybe I'll just kill my wife and use her rotting corpse for storage. Then I won't have to worry about her judging my evil looks.
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KRistina Karlsson
 
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:47 am

?_?
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Add Meeh
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:04 am

Didn't anyone tell you, there are no attractive females in Skyrim.

Possibly because they consider the game is mainly a first person game, and how would you tell if you played just in that mode.



Edit: Guess you could have a manicure.
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:08 pm

Didn't anyone tell you, there are no attractive females in Skyrim.

Possibly because they consider the game is mainly a first person game, and how would you tell if you played just in that mode.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Aela_the_Huntress
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RObert loVes MOmmy
 
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:35 am

I don't find Aela to be THAT attractive tbh. Something about her face...
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:08 am

I don't find Aela to be THAT attractive tbh. Something about her face...




Assuming they used the same character creator, then they'll never get a really attractive female. The character creator is fairly basic in this game and results in a more limited number of combinations compared to some other character creators.

But they always said that it's really a 1st person game, I play 3rd person view but you can tell it plays better in 1st person in general. Even the crosshair in 3rd person can be in the wrong place at times.
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:39 pm

use her rotting corpse for storage.

You. are. Brilliant! :celebration:
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Lovingly
 
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:16 pm

Aela chin & jaw are a little to masculine too makes her look like most of the females do in Skyrim "tranny like"
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:13 pm

I don't find Aela to be THAT attractive tbh. Something about her face...


lol. I didn't really have an opinion but if you blow that picture up and look at her jawline... it's pretty manly.
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:49 pm

Niranye is cute, for a High Elf. Mostly because of her voice, though. I wonder who voices her.
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Marine Arrègle
 
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:58 am

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111120205931/elderscrolls/images/thumb/c/c2/Muiri.jpg/366px-Muiri.jpg
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:10 pm

I don't find Aela to be THAT attractive tbh. Something about her face...

putta bag over dat face son
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:59 am

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111120205931/elderscrolls/images/thumb/c/c2/Muiri.jpg/366px-Muiri.jpg


My personal favorite at this time.
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:26 pm

putta bag over dat face son



She's a double bagger, (incase her's falls off then your still safe since you've got a bag over your head too) ;-p
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:11 pm

My imperial is kinda hot. The avatar in my picture got downsized and makes her look funny and a bit masculine. Her face is rounder than that.

Here is a screenshot.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632983187924800134/C02D4B0B35D8B9E5F2E6F2B8BC9CA273E44878E1/
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:55 pm

All non-khajiit are fugly. Get used to it.
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:05 pm

I always thought the prettiest female in the game was the girl you can kill for the DB where you have to pick one of the three to kill. :hubbahubba:
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:09 pm

All non-khajiit are fugly. Get used to it.


Furvert!
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Post » Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:23 pm

Make a Breton, Redguard, or Nord. Imperials may work too if you try hard enough. None of the pure elven races can have attractive females. It wasn't that way in Oblivion, but it is in Skyrim. Also, furries.
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