Hi. I'm the planet Earth. I've been here for millions upon millions of years. I've seen countless ice ages. I've seen hot spells beyond mention.
Tell me more of these buzzwords like "climate change" and "global warming" and how it's all the fault of some of my youngest inhabitants.
A-[censored]-men to that. We could drop a hundred nuclear warheads and it still wouldn't be nearly as bad as the Earth's volcanic history. I recently heard someone say something that made so much sense, it blew my mind: We, as humans, are not concerned about
the world, we're just concerned about
our world. We don't want things to be any different so long as we exist, because we've grown comfortable with our current climate. Well,
too [censored] bad, because we aren't going to stop it from changing.