Constipated Super Soldiers? : Crysis

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:38 am

Well, I notice how nobody goes to take a dump for weeks. So... The only things to assume is the nanosuit disintegrates waste or they have some kind of super constipation.

Strange thread indeed.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:00 am

i really did lol at the title.
well the nanosuit is so damn efficient, it probably turns the waste into energy.
"Maximum Poo!" XD
i recall tony stark going to the tiolet in his suit in Iron Man 2 actually....

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:53 pm

Self-preservation by automatic waste disposal system integrated to the suit - very efficient and strange indeed.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:54 pm

Sounds squishy :S

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:36 am

I’m more worried about what happens when the soldier farts

Admin Edit: Inappropriate content.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:32 am

^That one takes best post of the year^
:D

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:56 am

Definite best post and most hilarious upload of the year

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:22 am

Ha, ha. Brilliant.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:24 pm

I’m more worried about what happens when the soldier farts

Admin Edit: Inappropriate content.

Oh dear... I really didn't think that Admin will consider that pic as inappropriate. Please accept my humble apologies. Sorry for that

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:56 am

Who knows, lol

A little bit like Star Trek, you could get detailed plans for all the Starship classes, my mate had em all, lmao.

But as I pointed out to him, with that many ppl to crew the ship, you think that the toilets would be clearly marked on the deck plan, but no, nothing, not a single toilet between em.

ummmm, where did all those meteors come from, lol

Gd post

Guss

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:31 pm

They don't eat nor do they poop. Starting to see a link.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:03 am

Haha. I honestly never even thought about it before, but now its a very funny thing to think about. I don't know of many games that take this into account.

Maybe in the future....

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:44 am

Constipation and self urination is a possibility. T.T

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:29 pm

They don't eat nor do they poop. Starting to see a link.

I think this could be the way they explain it
The nanosuit provides the body with all the usable, processsed energy it needs, resulting in no waste, hence no poop bag on the back of the nanosuit

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:34 am

They don't eat nor do they poop. Starting to see a link.

I think this could be the way they explain it
The nanosuit provides the body with all the usable, processsed energy it needs, resulting in no waste, hence no poop bag on the back of the nanosuit

Maximum bodily conservation \m/

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:10 pm

They don't eat nor do they poop. Starting to see a link.

I think this could be the way they explain it
The nanosuit provides the body with all the usable, processsed energy it needs, resulting in no waste, hence no poop bag on the back of the nanosuit

Maximum bodily conservation \m/
Or maybe they devour the souls of the dead.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:52 am

Hmmm.... id go with the souls of the dead idea tbh

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:56 am

Gothic super soldiers ftw.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:33 am

Gothic super soldiers ftw.

Black and purple nanosuits!

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:18 am

Gothic super soldiers ftw.

Black and purple nanosuits!
Piercings and tattoos on visors!

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:03 am

Gothic super soldiers ftw.

Black and purple nanosuits!
Piercings and tattoos on visors!

Open slits in the armour of the wrists, which doubles as a knife sharpener and a place for the venting of frustration and self loathing xD

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:02 am

Yes, and a built-in, compact tattoo parlor in your suit.

Oh god, this is fun.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:30 am

The nanosuit could be so much better with all these added functions!

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:01 am

...And endless death metal playing as you kill.

» Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:28 pm

And the constant animation of blood dripping down your visor