Corn in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:10 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eIPXNlwrVS8/S-mYS6cKnLI/AAAAAAAAAD4/Kxk9lxLPO94/s1600/no-corn330.jpg

You know, civil wars are caused by prohibitions like this....

Scrap the death of the king! The war in Skyrim was caused by the denial of corn!

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:13 am

Corn is EXTREMELY bad for you.

Usually corn is inhaled (smoking a “maize”) for its psychological effects. Within the first few minutes, it produces a sense of heightened well being and relaxation. Now that sounds good. But with continued use, the mental effects include short-term memory loss, shortened attention span, impaired learning, social withdrawal, and decreased motivation. Using weaponry and riding horses becomes dangerous. Anxiety attacks, panic reactions, delirium, and hallucinations can occur.
And depending on how it is “cut”, it can contain many harmful chemicals. In pre-teens, corn use can [censored] physical growth and slow down development. High dose corn use can cause decreased fertility, briast enlargement in orcs, and briast milk production.

You're just a buncha cornheads if you ask me.

I do more corn than anybody could survive. I bang 7 gram corn rocks on a nightly basis. Because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Corn.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:55 pm

Corn is EXTREMELY bad for you.

Usually corn is inhaled (smoking a “maize”) for its psychological effects. Within the first few minutes, it produces a sense of heightened well being and relaxation. Now that sounds good. But with continued use, the mental effects include short-term memory loss, shortened attention span, impaired learning, social withdrawal, and decreased motivation. Using weaponry and riding horses becomes dangerous. Anxiety attacks, panic reactions, delirium, and hallucinations can occur.
And depending on how it is “cut”, it can contain many harmful chemicals. In pre-teens, corn use can [censored] physical growth and slow down development. High dose corn use can cause decreased fertility, briast enlargement in orcs, and briast milk production.

You're just a buncha cornheads if you ask me.

Aww, come on, we're just having fun. Join us.... You won't regret it, I promise. After we've got corn in Skyrim, we can all sit down together at the communal table and enjoy a nice bucket of corn to give thanks to gamesas for the wonderful gift we have received. :twirl:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:58 pm

This might blow your mind, but it also comes in red, black, purple, orange, and white. Some strains can have all these colors.
Corn/Maize is very diverse vegetable, much more than potatoes.

:woot: Wow, just think of the replayability!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:46 am

Esbern, on 01 April 2011 - 09:08 PM, said:
Corn is life.

I thought Jimi Hendrix was life.

Does it mean that corn is Jimi Hendrix?

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:44 am

Does it mean that corn is Jimi Hendrix?

By the Nine Divines! A revelation! Hallelujah! :foodndrink:

EDIT: Do you realize we're a bunch of nutcases? Yeah, we definitely belong in a padded cell at an asylum--just as long as the cell is padded with corn.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:54 pm

Does it mean that corn is Jimi Hendrix?

There could be worse reincarnations...

EDIT: Do you realize we're a bunch of nutcases? Yeah, we definitely belong in a padded cell at an asylum--just as long as the cell is padded with corn.

There could be worse things than being a nutcase....

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:00 pm

OMG! They better include corn! Can we make a spear out of the corn? I sure hope so... Or deadly throwing corn. That would be good too - probably there will be corn-crafting stations for that.

There is alway can be mod for such dreams :frog:
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=oblivionmods.detail&id=1715

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:47 pm

There could be worse things than being a nutcase....

Oh certainly. I mean, I embrace the fact that I'm a nutcase. It's too fun to simply abandon madness for dull and lifeless sanity....

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:38 pm

CORN! Corn for everyone! Wait, scratch that... :biggrin:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:56 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p490wgBIS3o

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:06 pm

Oh certainly. I mean, I embrace the fact that I'm a nutcase. It's too fun to simply abandon madness for dull and lifeless sanity....

Sanity is good for everyday. But madness is like spices: put a bit in your life, and the flavour of it will be greatly enhanced....

.....hmmmm.....enhanced spicy corn.......

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:51 pm

Oh certainly. I mean, I embrace the fact that I'm a nutcase. It's too fun to simply abandon madness for dull and lifeless sanity....

I think insanity is a small price to pay for a true appreciation of corn's greatness. Especially if we get those corn-padded cells that were mentioned.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:55 pm

I can't believe this thread hasn't been put down by the forum's veterinarian yet...

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:42 am

I voted "Absolutely not." ....

Because it's April Fools Day.

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:36 am

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Empty_corn_cob_-_geograph.org.uk_-_365620.jpg

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:39 pm

live in italy,my region is first corn producer in the country, maybe in europe
I want dual wielding corn ability in skirim

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:17 am

I can't believe this thread hasn't been put down by the forum's veterinarian yet...

How dare you insinuate such a thing!

This ain't no game... You don't know corn...

Why you hatin?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:12 pm

CORN! Corn for everyone! Wait, scratch that... :biggrin:

Ha ha ha! I love it! :teehee:

Sanity is good for everyday. But madness is like spices: put a bit in your life, and the flavour of it will be greatly enhanced....

.....hmmmm.....enhanced spicy corn.......

Well, I have, perhaps, a little more than most people, because I like spices and spicy food a lot. Spicy corn would be a godsend. :hubbahubba:

I think insanity is a small price to pay for a true appreciation of corn's greatness. Especially if we get those corn-padded cells that were mentioned.

Yes, yes! We understand each other very well. :yes:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:49 am

no corn = no corncob pipe for my skyrim snowman. :cry:

:swear:

no corn = no alcohol. no alcohol = no getting drunk. no getting drunk = no bar fights. no bar fights = no experience. no experience = no gaining levels. no gaining levels = no perks. no perks = no special abilitis. no special abilities = no finish to the main quest. no finish to the main quest = BROKEN GAME!!! So to sum up NO CORN = BROKEN GAME.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:31 pm

no corn = no corncob pipe for my skyrim snowman. :cry:

:swear:

no corn = no alcohol. no alcohol = no getting drunk. no getting drunk = no bar fights. no bar fights = no experience. no experience = no gaining levels. no gaining levels = no perks. no perks = no special abilitis. no special abilities = no finish to the main quest. no finish to the main quest = BROKEN GAME!!! So to sum up NO CORN = BROKEN GAME.

He gets it.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:22 pm

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Empty_corn_cob_-_geograph.org.uk_-_365620.jpg

Oh dear lord! That's sick! What is wron... Hang on a second, this gives me an idea...

Corn necromancy!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:26 pm

I can't believe this thread hasn't been put down by the forum's veterinarian yet...

Maybe they are just as crazy as the rest of us. If you dislike this thread, then just ignore us. If you don't like it, then you don't belong here. :tongue:

How dare you insinuate such a thing!

This ain't no game... You don't know corn...

Why you hatin?

They just don't understand.... Pity them. Pray to the god of corn that they find their way eventually. :violin:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:06 pm

Maybe they are just as crazy as the rest of us. If you dislike this thread, then just ignore us. If you don't like it, then you don't belong here. :tongue:

Besides, it's not a veterinarian the one who could put a stop to us, but a CORNarian.

Oh dear lord! That's sick! What is wron... Hang on a second, this gives me an idea...

Corn necromancy!

You MONSTER! How you dare to dessecrate the copses of my corn ancestors? The one who were eaten (by me) before my current corn stalk?

SOMEBODY BAN HIM!!!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:07 pm

Skyrims main past time is cornhole. So hows that gonna work without corn?!