Ok trusty forum... I was thinking about my future, pertaining to women, after a fairly heated argument involving religion with my mother (which I will not get into).

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to come out of celibacy in the next year or so, I was wondering if it would be possible to do so by finding the "perfect" woman. What is the perfect woman for me? Well, I narrowed it down to about 500 traits or criteria (lol j/k... more like 450). Anyways, if I were to date someone, how could I specifically find someone to fit my criteria? I mean, obviously it wouldn't be that difficult to find someone who has natural red or blonde hair, freckles, glasses, pink & yellow cotton panties etc. but how do you find a girl that suffers from erratic behavior and will attack me at random one minute, and then fight me with pillows on roller blades the next? After she makes me some lasagna and voice acts my Daggerfall playtime? My questions are:

• How do you go about finding a girl on purpose who possess certain aspects that society would consider abnormal or negative qualities? I will try to explain this without being rash... like say... certain disabilities or disorders. I really don't feel safe giving examples on here because I might not be taken seriously, or people might take offense which I don't want to happen.
  
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIFSdt0Vwfg&feature=related Because that's definitely one of the criteria.

I think that if it is possible that this girl exists and that I could find her, I would consider not being celibate anymore.

You have no future.

But just encase you do, there's no better way of finding the woman you want then going out into the world and looking around, there's nothing that will hold your hand for you and walk you carefully to the type of woman you want. If you continue on how you are without going out into the world, you 'will' fail.

JAHO...



I jest, I jest. But anyways, I don't think you should really try and be so specific on what girl you want to be with, because then you limit your options to 0.00006% of the population, and you will never find anyone. Instead go and be social with a girl that you are maybe just remotely interested in, and if you find that you like her more than you thought, you might realize those criteria you had at first don't matter so much now.

Excuse me, what?

No but, that's not what I want to do, though. If I wanted to do that, I wouldn't have posted these questions.

I honestly don't think that's possible, without the application of shear luck. But out of curiosity due to your desire for "erratic behavior", are you perhaps looking for a lady with Bipolar disorder? I know from experience that some people with that disorder are the most beautifully minded and gifted people in the world and are easy to love, but it does get difficult. I wouldn't wish it as a prerequisite, but it's something I have learned to appreciate. What makes you want erratic behavior so much?

Well I guess if you're dead set on finding someone who meets your criteria, then you will have to get on a dating website or something, but I'd advise against that. I haven't had any experience with it, but it just seems like the real relationships you have with people would be more meaningful than a relationship that you have to try to build with someone you meet online. (This rule does not apply to Old Andy).

And if you don't want to do the dating website thing, then you will just have to try to meet as many girls as you can in your life. I really don't know what else to say.

Good luck mate... I'm saying that because that's really the only thing that'll solve your dilemma.

I know it would be difficult. I'm not so sure about Bipolar. It would maybe have to be an extreme case, probably. I've known several people that have claimed to be Bipolar, and I know several people that are diagnosed, neither of which have exhibited something close to what I would be looking for. I mean... I can use terms to describe what I'm talking about... something like mild paranoid schizophrenia, Tourettes, some forms of social awkwardness, maybe incontinence.... it's hard to put a label on it, as it could be varied. What makes me want erratic behavior in a girl? I think it's cute and would be fun to do things with a girl like that. I find normal to be incredibly drab.
Yeah, I don't know anything about dating websites, but I would guess that there aren't many where I can search for a woman with this sort of criteria.
You could be right. But it should be noted that it isn't really a dilemma... just more of something to do.

OP, I like you. You have a peculiar taste in women. Is it because you desire to be the white-knight in her life? Or perhaps you desire an "eccentic" woman whom you can relate to or understand better? I am not judging you in any way, don't get me wrong. I am curious.

My perfect woman?

• A virgin. Untained and unused by the filth of another man. Clean, fresh, pure. Not a sloppy second. I hate sloppy seconds(no offense to you other women out there). I would dishonor myself and bring shame to my family if I ever so much as shared a bed with one of these corrupted harlets.
  
• A girl who never dated before, but is around my age.
  
• A beautiful girl.
  
• One who shares the same interest as I do(this goes FAR beyond the username I have).
  
• Appearance isn't all that, but black hair and white skin? Oh my . . .I will fall in love.

Now, will it be possible to find this girl? Haha . . .probably not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo Good luck finding that man, seriously I hope you do. Me, I rather live the lone road seeing other people happy, and bringing them happiness, in a way I am the white-knight for everyone, or at least try to be.

If I do not find this girl by the age 26, then I will exile myself to where my ancestors used to live back in the 1960's; the amazon. Yeah, I'd go live with the Indigenous folk.

Edit: Wait, what? Your a white-knight yet you said before your a jerk? Am I missing something?

I dig it. You risk persecution with me for having old-fashioned views in public. Tomorrow, you will surely eat at my father's table.

Bribe a psychiatrist into letting you see their patient records. Then stalk the lucky girl.

If you have difficulty with the first step (ie don't have the money), kidnap the psychiatrist's child/spouse/pet, and ransom for the patient records.

Trust me, legitimate Bipolarity is serious. Particularly Type 1. Although the depression aspect isn't fun at all (especially if you yourself have a depressive disorder), a Bipolar person in a manic phase can be very, very fun. Unless their mania manifests in anger, it's like they're on the best drugs ever. It all varies from person to person, but this whole erratic thing you desire might be best found in a Bipolar person. Still, I have to emphasize that its a serious mental illness and a lot more intense that you might expect. People often trivialize it.

You better have good survival skills then.

I should have said that differently. I am jerk, or at least I come off as one, but to the people I care about, and to those I deem worthy I try to be a white-knight.

Now, that would make the local news!

Damn though, if I could get some patient records, I'd be set. lol

My brother is a severe manic depressive (that's what he was diagnosed with before they called it bipolar officially), and it isn't pretty. Well, it might be, though, if he was a hot girl. See, it's really hard for me to picture my brother being a hot girl, so the only other cases I can go by aren't extreme. Oh and believe me, I know disorders are serious when they're actually there. That's what I'm looking for.

Oh, I already have friend. Can't tell you how many hate messages I got on my phone.

"That's creepy that you want virgins!"

Creepy? When we're talking about a thirty-year old man, or a fourty-year old, yeah, but I'm very young. They just say that because their ass got put on Reject!

Lets make a toast to near perfect women in a tainted society!

Pfft, I come from a bloodline of indigenous natives of South America.(insert prideful smirk here).

Then your not a true jerk, because a true jerk, give not a fat frog's ass about others

I'll toast to that, even though your chances of finding that are very slim.

If you ask someone who just knows me, they would probably say I am a jerk. If you ask someone who is a friend they will say the same thing, but if you ask someone who is fairly close to me they would never say I am a jerk because I was probably never a jerk to them, I let very few people get close to me to where I am not a jerk.