Oh dear, it seems the universe will end in 15 minutes. : Othor Games

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:17 am

Load one bullet in my .357 magnum and play Russian Roulette, I have 1 in 7 chances of a quicker end :tongue:

.

The real question is, how many times will you pull the trigger?

Actually, the odds are a bit different than that with the weight of the bullet acting to help pull it down.

Could always add a second bullet as a counter balance.

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:21 am

15 minutes eh? Well, it's simple.

1. Take my http://www.nekomagic.com/figure_news/200902/gsc_ryougi_shiki02.jpg figure out of the sealed box and put it on my desk.
2. Don headphones with audio extension cord.
3. Clear room floor.
4. http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/25/caramelldansen.swf

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:24 pm

The real question is, how many times will you pull the trigger?

"Nicky, remember, one shot? Right?" "Right, one shot *chuckles*" *cue funeral scene*

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:33 pm

Could always add a second bullet as a counter balance.

You'd need 7 bullets to even it out. Otherwise, it'll always tend to drop down. All slots would need to be filled to counter it. Only way to ensure an equal distribution of chance is to ensure death. Unless, of course, we had weightless bullets of some sort...

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:15 pm

You'd need 7 bullets to even it out. Otherwise, it'll always tend to drop down. All slots would need to be filled to counter it. Only way to ensure an equal distribution of chance is to ensure death. Unless, of course, we had weightless bullets of some sort...

Or use blanks. Thats closest you will get.

Killing yourself would be pointless though, your going to die anyway. Unless the death is painful and drawn out, I dont see any reason.
Well aside from a "[censored] you universe, I choose when I die" thing.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:57 am

Go to my loud ass neighbors house, kick down the door and blare a airhorn in his ear before smashing it against his face.. or maybe do it the other way around.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:58 pm

Go to my loud ass neighbors house, kick down the door and blare a airhorn in his ear before smashing it against his face.. or maybe do it the other way around.

I'd try to get laid in 15 minutes.

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:26 pm

Probably call up my family and friends. If there was still time afterwards i would play one last game of Fallout 3 to get in the mood

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:03 pm

I'd fix the universe, then I will have more time, and if I can't do that I'll build a time machine and go back in time.

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:25 am

I mean, I guess I'd break edge and drink everything in this house, go to the corner and get some special grass, which is like... 10 seconds away. Call up the girl I love, tell her how I feel and die peacefully with a rolled up paper in my mouth, a bottle in left hand, and a guitar in my right. If I can... have *lesixytimes for the last time. :c
All doing this while listening to Basemant.

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:52 pm

Wow...people are funny. You honestly think you would get past the denial stage in 15 minutes? Most of us would be dying with "NoOOOOOOOoooo!!!" on our lips.

However assuming we all get past the denial stage(it is instinctual). I would probably do something like this.

Take elevator to top floor and get to the roof of the building with my gf. Make Love(would really need to rush it). Look into each others eyes as the worlds about to end and jump off the building at the last second head first. Right before we impact..~ZIPPP~ Universe over

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:37 pm

I would do some things that cannot be said on the forum.

I wouldn't, there's always the chance you could be fooled. :wink:

As for me, I would prepare some hot tea to enjoy and if it ends all well, if not then finish my tea and that's that.

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:51 pm

But...the Canucks just finished 1st period

My girlfriend is sitting beside me, probably spend it with her, know what I'n sayin?

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:19 pm

My girlfriend is sitting beside me, probably spend it with her, know what I'n sayin?

So what will you do for the next 14 and a half minutes?

Immaturity :biggrin:

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:53 am

Man, the universe ended 5 hours ago and no one even told me. I even had a test after the universe ended...

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:23 pm

Continue to drink tll I fall flat on my face.

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:27 pm

Man, the universe ended 5 hours ago and no one even told me. I even had a test after the universe ended...

*looks at OP's time* You're right.

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:03 pm

Man, the universe ended 5 hours ago and no one even told me. I even had a test after the universe ended...

*looks at OP's time* You're right.

I guess there's not much point to continuing this is there? :teehee:

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:40 pm

I guess there's not much point to continuing this is there? :teehee:

It'll continue as long as my brain wants it to. Obviously since the Universe ended, this thread is the creation of my subconscious as a coping mechanism for the vast nothingness that is the reality after the universe ending.

Still want to know how my consciousness managed to escape into this nothingness though, it's refusing to answer my questioning. Who knows ho long this'll go on before it finally cracks and the world it's creating for me becomes like that in Paprika.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:18 pm

I wouldn't, there's always the chance you could be fooled. :wink:

As for me, I would prepare some hot tea to enjoy and if it ends all well, if not then finish my tea and that's that.

Well, nothing I don't already do...

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:16 am

six and alcohol

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:35 pm

I was sleeping.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:14 pm

Call a girl, tell her I've always liked her.

Say quick good bye to my family.

Jump on my motorbike and ride around town like mad man. :cool:

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:10 pm

I wouldn't believe anyone that told me something like that, so I'd just continue doing whatever it was I was doing.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:04 pm

Get beer.
Get ice cream.
Ascend to rooftop
Phone girlfriend.