» Wed May 30, 2012 12:23 am
Very few NPCs in the game ever seem to cop to the fact that your character is a unique, increasingly-powerful superbeing, even long after they should have received the news (and heard about the trail of dead giants, mammoths, bandits, draugr, and dragons that stretches across all of Skyrim).
The rudeness of certain NPCs is amusing at first but it's much less amusing the 10,000th time you hear the same lines...
"Another adventurer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Hands to yourself, sneak thief!"
"Go cast your fancy magic someplace else!" (often heard immediately after using said magic to blast a dragon from the sky in a town)
"I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."
There's no transition at all... you get the same crap at level 65 that you do at level 2. Nobody ever says anything like "hail Dragonborn!" or "Good morning, Thane" except for Lydia, and that's just her default way of talking. Farengar Secret-Fire keeps suggesting that you go join the College of Winterhold, even after you become the Arch-Mage of that college. Arcadia in Whiterun keeps saying "Ah... so you're an alchemist, then?" even if you clean her entire ingredient list out every 48 hours and sell her insanely powerful potions in return.
Even after you've saved a city a dozen times, killed a hundred dragons, donned the only suit of full Daedric armor in the entire province, etc. the guards are still spouting canned lines referring to your pickpocketing skill.
Delphine is definitely part of this whole tapestry of non-reactive abuse.
DELPHINE: "Okay, you so-called Dragonborn, I need you to prove that you can kill a dragon right now!"
ME: "[censored], please. How about if I show you the trunk in my house where I keep the spines of the last twenty dragons I killed?"
DELPHINE: "We're marching out into the middle of the woods to see you kill a dragon!"
ME: "Well, if it'll make you happy. I just need a minute to pack 36 bottles of Alto Wine."