Does anyone else think that Ulfric Stormcloak has an ugly be : V

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:07 am

Now, when I first saw Ulfric on the cart, I thought he looked rather cool. But when he was ungagged, I saw that...that...that AWFUL excuse for facial hair he has! It's just hideous! I wanted to take a knife and cut it off right there on the spot! It's odd, given how most characters in the game manage to show off their facial hair pretty well. Just look at the Greybeards, or Farengar Secret-Fire with his sixy sideburns. They look so good with their beards and such, but Ulfric? His is just pathetic!

What do you think of his beard?

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:42 am

I like his goatee but the dude has a mullet lol.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:09 pm

One must respect their beard. Ulfric shows he cares for his.

To disrespect your beard can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZftBCRNf1M.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:31 pm

I like it, which I guess comes as no surprise to anyone.

And I think the muttonchops in the game are horrible. I haven't seen an NPC yet who looks good with them.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:22 pm

I hate everything about Ulfric Stormfag
I hate his voice
I hate his face
I hate the way he sits on his throne
I hate his cowardly attitude
And I hate how he thinks he is the High King of Skyrim.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:51 pm

Seen nicer looking bears!

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:21 pm

One must respect their beard. Ulfric shows he cares for his.

To disrespect your beard can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZftBCRNf1M.

Ulfric only shows care, he doesn't give respect to his facial hair!

I like it, which I guess comes as no surprise to anyone. :tongue:

And I think the muttonchops in the game are horrible. I haven't seen an NPC yet who looks good with them.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8540474/images/1268418864013.jpg

But what about http://images.uesp.net/5/51/SR-npc-Farengar_Secret-Fire.jpg, http://images.uesp.net/a/a0/SR-npc-Dushnamub.jpg, and http://images.uesp.net/2/26/SR-npc-Calder.jpg?

Hell, even http://images.uesp.net/9/9c/SR-npc-Vigilant_Tolan.jpg rocks the burns!

I hate everything about Ulfric Stormfag
I hate his voice
I hate his face
I hate the way he sits on his throne
I hate his cowardly attitude
And I hate how he thinks he is the High King of Skyrim.

Only thing I don't despise about the man is how he sits in his throne. Everything else I agree on.

Seen nicer looking bears!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t1YMGo7FDdA/TLOp4dpclmI/AAAAAAAAB0E/RvfbicHf_rc/s1600/il_570xN.182265115.jpg

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:53 pm

He has more than an ugly goatie. He looks like a son of a Hargraven and has a personality to match.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:19 pm

He has more than an ulgy goatie. He looks like a son of a Hargraven and has a personality to match.

I'm going to have to start using that.

"That Son of a Hagraven left us for Ulfric's traitors!"

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:50 pm

To disrespect your beard can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZftBCRNf1M.

What the heck? Beardzilla?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t1YMGo7FDdA/TLOp4dpclmI/AAAAAAAAB0E/RvfbicHf_rc/s1600/il_570xN.182265115.jpg

Where do you guys find these things? :lmao:

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:57 pm

I'm surprised the Stormcloaks haven't made a scene about this thread.

I hate everything about Ulfric Stormfag
I hate his voice
I hate his face
I hate the way he sits on his throne
I hate his cowardly attitude
And I hate how he thinks he is the High King of Skyrim.

Agreed (I exempt the other Jarls from the way they sit).

One of the main reasons why I wouldn't touch the Palace of the Kings with a 10 ft pole is because of Ulfric

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:06 am

I want to cover that beard in honey, and spread bread crumbs all over it....

Seriously though, I don't think it's that bad, and as for the way he sits on his throne, all jarls appear to sit the same way (slouched, and totally looking like their trying to squeeze out a silent fart, Fus ro dah indeed...) I hate the way maven sits in particular, because the [censored] she says..."The throne suits me" I just want to punch her in smug, ugly ass face!!!

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:33 pm

He looks okay. His voice isn't too bad either.

Also OP, I love your icon :biggrin:

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:57 am

The beard's not that bad. It's the braided mullet that creeps me out.
But the best facial hair award goes to... http://images.uesp.net/3/32/SR-npc-Ma%27randru-jo.jpg. Brown mustache (fu-stache?) on white fur, can't explain that. Plus, he has whiskers alongside it.

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:04 am

You don't like the mutton chops?[/url]

But what about http://images.uesp.net/5/51/SR-npc-Farengar_Secret-Fire.jpg, http://images.uesp.net/a/a0/SR-npc-Dushnamub.jpg, and http://images.uesp.net/2/26/SR-npc-Calder.jpg?

Hell, even http://images.uesp.net/9/9c/SR-npc-Vigilant_Tolan.jpg rocks the burns!

Farengar's are easy to ignore because of the hood. It took me several playthroughs before I even noticed them.

Calder, if I take him with me as a follower, has to wear some kind of helmet that hides them enough so that I don't notice them every time I look at him. If he's just hanging around Hjerim guarding my stuff... well, I can live with that, cuz I only see him when I'm in residence there. I still don't like them.

Other NPCs that have them are ones that I guess I haven't met yet, or don't spend enough time with for it to be an issue. But generally speaking, the way muttonchops are done in the game is not attractive IMO.

To be fair, I'm not a fan of them in RL either. Not many men can pull them off and still look good IMO.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:46 pm

No, I like his beard. And the rest of his appearance for that matter.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:12 pm

Farengar's are easy to ignore because of the hood. It took me several playthroughs before I even noticed them.

Calder, if I take him with me as a follower, has to wear some kind of helmet that hides them enough so that I don't notice them every time I look at him. If he's just hanging around Hjerim guarding my stuff... well, I can live with that, cuz I only see him when I'm in residence there. I still don't like them.

Other NPCs that have them are ones that I guess I haven't met yet, or don't spend enough time with for it to be an issue. But generally speaking, the way muttonchops are done in the game is not attractive IMO.

To be fair, I'm not a fan of them in RL either. Not many men can pull them off and still look good IMO.

I'm with you here. So, Dawnguard adds that barber/plastic surgeon person in Riften - too bad we can't take NPCs there for a shave.

Another horrible example "what were they thinking" is Ainetach in Karthwasten. A really sweet and nice guy, same VA as Marcurio, if I'm not mistaken (which is a good thing), wouldn't look too bad - if they hadn't made him balding and with, you guessed it, muttonchops. (I don't mind bald guys, gods, I'm married to one, but what the bald guys of Skyrim haven't figured out is that saving what's left in a pony tail is an Epic Fail. Shave, please!)

No, I like his beard. And the rest of his appearance for that matter.

You're always welcome in the fangirl thread

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:05 am

What the heck? Beardzilla?

Where do you guys find these things? :lmao:

I just search "Bear Beard" :3

One of the main reasons why I wouldn't touch the Palace of the Kings with a 10 ft pole is because of Ulfric

That reminds me of the Grinch.....

"You're a mean one, Jarl Ulfric.
You really are a N'wah!
You're as cuddly as a Spriggan,
You're as charming as a Slaughterfish.
Jarl Ulfric!
You're a naughty nightshade
With greasy purple petals!
You're a monster, Jarl Ulfric
Your heart is just like Shor's!
Your brain is full of Frostbite Spiders
You've got garlic in your black soul
Jarl Ulfric!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty nine and half foot broadsword!
You're a vile one, Jarl Ulfric!
You have Chaurus in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick Daedroth
Jarl Ulfric!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick Daedroth!
You're a foul one, Jarl Ulfric!
You're a nasty wasty skeever!
Your heart is full of unwashed fur boots
Your soul is full of Riften's sewer water
Jarl Ulfric!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, Stank, Stunk!"
You're a Rotter, Jarl Ulfric
You're the High King of Nordic sots!
Your heart's an undead tomato
Splotched with dried blood spots
Jarl Ulfric!
Your soul is an appalling loot heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable iron items imaginable
Mangled up like your mullet!
You nauseate me, Jarl Ulfric!
With a nauseous ugly beard!
You're a crooked ugly jockey
And drive Galmar Stone Fist
Jarl Ulfric!
You're a three decker Hist-Carp
and Fly Amanita sandwich
With Nordic Sauce!"

I want to cover that beard in honey, and spread bread crumbs all over it....

Yo're getting me hungry now :V

Also OP, I love your icon :biggrin:

Thank you :3

http://i.imgur.com/RYkQn.gif

The beard's not that bad. It's the braided mullet that creeps me out.
But the best facial hair award goes to... http://images.uesp.net/3/32/SR-npc-Ma%27randru-jo.jpg. Brown mustache (fu-stache?) on white fur, can't explain that. Plus, he has whiskers alongside it.

Now you mention it it, the Mullet is a bit unsettling.

And yes, that Khajiit does have a fine multicolored Fu-Stache :3

Farengar's are easy to ignore because of the hood. It took me several playthroughs before I even noticed them.

Calder, if I take him with me as a follower, has to wear some kind of helmet that hides them enough so that I don't notice them every time I look at him. If he's just hanging around Hjerim guarding my stuff... well, I can live with that, cuz I only see him when I'm in residence there. I still don't like them.

Other NPCs that have them are ones that I guess I haven't met yet, or don't spend enough time with for it to be an issue. But generally speaking, the way muttonchops are done in the game is not attractive IMO.

To be fair, I'm not a fan of them in RL either. Not many men can pull them off and still look good IMO.

I like the Mutton chops. Don't know why though :ohmy:

As for IRL Chops, I've found that http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__f7TJa6zgu4/S6rOYKNjijI/AAAAAAAAAYw/OsHvsclcJtU/s1600/raydorset.jpeg http://www.regrettablemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mungo.jpg http://www.tabspedia.com/poze/bio/mungo_jerry_02032011.jpg http://scribbledtonality.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/untitled-2.png http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/462/dorset7kf.jpg/sr=1 http://www.xpautographs.com/8465-4834-large/ray-dorset-mungo-jerry-autograph.jpg http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cNdfRYAlXvk/0.jpg http://www.mungojerry.nl/Singles100/-12793AT.jpg http://i001.radikal.ru/1102/83/c4167ae98923.jpg. Granted, in my case, it's not so much attraction to him as it is jealously of dem chops :tongue:

No, I like his beard. And the rest of his appearance for that matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c

I kid, i kid. Well, technically, it is

And you have your right to it! Just as I have my rights to hate that man

I'm with you here. So, Dawnguard adds that barber/plastic surgeon person in Riften - too bad we can't take NPCs there for a shave. :tongue:

Another horrible example "what were they thinking" is Ainetach in Karthwasten. A really sweet and nice guy, same VA as Marcurio, if I'm not mistaken (which is a good thing), wouldn't look too bad - if they hadn't made him balding and with, you guessed it, muttonchops. (I don't mind bald guys, gods, I'm married to one, but what the bald guys of Skyrim haven't figured out is that saving what's left in a pony tail is an Epic Fail. Shave, please!) You're always welcome in the fangirl thread :biggrin:

No! You leave the Sideburns alone! I love Ainetach's glamorous facial hair!

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:42 pm

You're always welcome in the fangirl thread :biggrin:

I know, though I have yet to see how I can contribute there

Yeah, well's like, your opinion man.[/url]

I kid, i kid. Well, technically, it is :ohmy:

Of course, his thread is based entirely on subjective opinion so how could it not be?

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:38 am

I know, though I have yet to see how I can contribute there :tongue:

Of course, his thread is based entirely on subjective opinion so how could it not be? :wink:

True

One of these days, I should make a Tullius appreciation thread, or a Titus Mede II thread.

I'm going to avoid a Thalmor-Fans thread though. I'll either get flamed until there is no tomorrow, get flooded with disturbing artwork of Ancano, or both. :blink:

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:07 am

I'm going to avoid a Thalmor-Fans thread though. I'll either get flamed until there is no tomorrow, get flooded with disturbing artwork of Ancano, or both. :blink:

Darn :c

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:36 pm

Darn :c

Well, maybe one day I could make one

Things could get out of hand real quick, but there's a good chance it would be good fun, minus the whole "FLAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEE DAH ELLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS" and creepy fanart parts

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:04 am

I'm going to avoid a Thalmor-Fans thread though. I'll either get flamed until there is no tomorrow, get flooded with disturbing artwork of Ancano, or both. :blink:

More disturbing artwork for the people! :banana:

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:11 pm

More disturbing artwork for the people! :banana:

People love disturbing artwork. Not speaking from personal experience, obviously. *cough*

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:01 am

Meh, Gordon's goatee is better :3