So... Dorthe (The daughter of Alvor) got a little pissed at : V

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:29 pm

I stole 2 Blacksmith potions from her parent's home and apparently she hired thugs to try and kill me.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:44 pm

Go back to their house and steal every last wooden plate and spoon. That will teach her.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:33 am

Kill her parents and then steal everything and dump it in a lake.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:02 am

Kill her parents and send her to Riften.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:43 pm

Wow you guys are brutal...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:39 am

YOu can always

Wow you guys are brutal...

You could always go for the dog. She and the woodmill owner's son will be devastated over their loss.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:02 am

I stole 2 Blacksmith potions from her parent's home and apparently she hired thugs to try and kill me.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:00 pm

Do not mess with the kids in Skyrim. They are immortal, snarky, pampered, and apparently have access to unlimited funds.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:27 pm

Same thing happened to me. Dorthe and I are arch rivals.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:05 am

Maybe they are all Daedric princes?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:06 pm

Do not mess with the kids in Skyrim. They are immortal, snarky, pampered, and apparently have access to unlimited funds.

they're unstoppable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:52 pm

Do not mess with the kids in Skyrim. They are immortal, snarky, pampered, and apparently have access to unlimited funds.

That cracked me up xD

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:29 pm

I wonder if you use the wait for years if the kids would grow up and then you can kill them? It would be long and boring, but well worth it :devil:

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:04 am

Light a torch in her house and eventually her house will burn down.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:02 pm

She's done that to three of my characters, one of them didn't even do anything to her or her family. :stare:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:58 pm

'Papa says I'm too friendly with strangers but you seem all right'

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:33 pm

What can I say? Spoiled children get money.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:11 pm

Dorthe uses her dad's forge and turns [censored] HUGE AND IT SCARES ME

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:50 pm

Dorthe uses her dad's forge and turns [censored] HUGE AND IT SCARES ME

I suspect she's some sort of shapeshifting fae, just waiting for the chance to devour the player while they sleep...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:33 pm

Do not mess with the kids in Skyrim. They are immortal, snarky, pampered, and apparently have access to unlimited funds.

So true... I cant help but feel that Skyrim is never in danger. Dragons, Daedric Prince, the Nine. They are all no match for the brats of Skyrim. :dry:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:15 pm

Do not mess with the kids in Skyrim. They are immortal, snarky, pampered, and apparently have access to unlimited funds.

It's funny, though.
Kids have death animations and even a VO for it, like the standard "augh" or whatever. With a killable children mod, when you.. y'know, kill 'em, they have VOs for the death. I found it funny, knowing that Beth added them because they KNEW someone would mod it in.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:55 pm

Dorthe and I are arch rivals.

I don't know why, but I laughed really hard at that haha

Her parents both died in a tragic Dragon Attack... She was never seen again. Good thing, I guess. I don't want to think about her going into a parking garage in a trench coat and paying three thugs to kill me.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:05 am

Aw man, I had thugs come after me so I killed the Contract Person. Shoulda killed her Husband instead... Man.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:34 pm

Just out of curiosity, do children really go to the orphanage in Riften if their parents die?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:41 pm

This thread made my day.