Transformer exploded... No electricity, no wifi, no ac.
105° outside.
Electric company says they will get to it in 2 hours

What do?
And other similar tales of intrigue.

Strip naked, then run up and down the street.

sleep.

Wait for the electric company and complain about the heat on the internet.

The heat is only bad because I was cooking supper.

Alcohol.

I wonder how long my brother's fish will last without the bubbler running

Stick a straw in its tank and blow. I'm sure that'll work.

Take a two hour long cold shower bath with your brothers fish.

welcome to Lebanon

that's us EVERY [censored] DAY

Use your worst enemy as a conductor.

Use pee as a conductor.

Use yourself as a conductor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VXpMIasxWU

Rub myself in ice. Then sleep.

"svck it up buttercup! Why when I was your age I had to walk uphill both ways to work... In a dust storm! Hotter than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere, and all I had to cool myself off with was mule piss and an egg samwhich"!


Backwash = not good

Try a hand mixer. No, on second thought...

Am I the only person who really had to think how about how this topic was even possible?
Too bad there's no app to keep you cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A

come to Lebanon

we have mastered the art of substitute energy

We already spend half our salaries to make electricity, got the UPS going now, a few hours of power left in it though... or you can get a private motor subscription for only 100$ a month u get electricity for some extra hours a day, or hell get a motor and pay 1000+$$ not to mention petrol bill as big as your head.... or you can enjoy the 10 hours of power provided by you [censored] government that can''t find their own ass hole even if they have a map and used both hands

its great now I just have to put my sniper rifle together so I can kill every politician we have

We've gone weeks without power and our generator only covers certain things. The fish are not one of those things. They just won't die.

You should sell your sniper rifle and buy a solar power-panel (or whatever it's called). Lots of sunshine in Lebanon iirc. Use your samurai-sword on the politicians. It's more aesthetically.

OP should do the same (if he owns a sniper rifle).

Buy a bag of ice and use it as a pillow. When you wake up it'll probably be fixed... or you might just wake up with a migraine and find out the repairmen are late.

Go exploring for a couple hours. Don't forget to bring water, though.