Erotic Novels

Post » Thu May 31, 2012 2:51 pm

Don't judge. I found one called "The Real Barenziah IV" (or something along those lines), and it was essentially a smut scene between a male khajiit and a teenaged dunmer. e.e It was, uh... Interesting... But believe it or not, while it was admittedly an entertaining read, I could do with a few erotic novels in my home for RP purposes (one of my characters is a follower of Dibella).

Can anybody, uh... Point me to some?

... For, uh... RP purposes...

Yeah... RP purposes...
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neen
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 6:38 am

The Lusty Argonian Maid
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Catherine Harte
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 4:33 am

Don't judge. I found one called "The Real Barenziah IV" (or something along those lines), and it was essentially a smut scene between a male khajiit and a teenaged dunmer. e.e It was, uh... Interesting... But believe it or not, while it was admittedly an entertaining read, I could do with a few erotic novels in my home for RP purposes (one of my characters is a follower of Dibella).

Can anybody, uh... Point me to some?

... For, uh... RP purposes...

Yeah... RP purposes...

There is a good book called, "The Lusty Argonian Maid"
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 5:04 pm

There is a good book called, "The Lusty Argonian Maid"
You know there's now a second volume to that in Skyrim? >.<
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 7:27 am

That's not very smutty. I mean, this one was detailed. They did it right in the commonroom of an inn...
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 10:40 am

You know there's now a second volume to that in Skyrim? >.<

I did not.
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 5:43 am

That's not very smutty. I mean, this one was detailed. They did it right in the commonroom of an inn...
I don't think you'll find anything else that detailed. In fact I thought the skyrim one was the censored edition. I know in morrowind/oblivion that part is censored out (the original, summty version is in daggerfall)
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 11:45 am

I recently read the Thief of Virtue.
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Stephanie Kemp
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 11:24 am

I recently read the Thief of Virtue.

Niiiiice.
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 4:49 pm

what about that one where he does her through his armour XD and there is one about Molag Bal and Viviec
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 1:37 am

What?!

I must read these.
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 5:12 am

You can find the Argonian Maid 2 in a certain Brewery after a bit of hunting around. :)

-Loth
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 7:05 am

I wouldn't call The Real Barenziah an erotic novel so much as a frank account of her encounter (and Khajiit anatomy). That's a very small section of that series of in game books.

I wouldn't mind more frank discussion of things like that however I don't think erotic novels would be a particularly good idea. There's nothing wrong with it in my opinion, but it would attract all kinds of attention from the control freak censorship activists.

I don't think you'll find anything else that detailed. In fact I thought the skyrim one was the censored edition. I know in morrowind/oblivion that part is censored out (the original, summty version is in daggerfall)
Sadly yeah despite knowing it had an M rating they used the censored one for Skyrim. Beheadings? Torture chambers? Those are just fine, but oh my we can't say the *gasp* 'p' word! It's not like all males have them or anything. :facepalm:

Either that or both versions are in the game, which I would be surprised to hear.
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 2:36 pm

I recently read the Thief of Virtue.
I've seen this book tens, maybe hundreds of times. I have only just worked out the sixual connotations of the title. :whistling:
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 4:21 pm

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Hallgerd%27s_Tale

ah here's the armour one
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 11:34 am

Too bad there is no pillow book in Skyrim. You'd think with all the Dunmer there it would be there.
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 9:02 am

The Imperial Library is a nice place too read the books on-line, but is there a way to find the books that are new to Skyrim? So many books in Skyrim are just carryovered from prior TES games.
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