Just whatever you do, Never, and I mean NEVER ask her for Sausage...

I don't see how it was a simile, I didn't use 'like' or 'as'. But thanks.

How about a follower that gains your trust and then later tries to slit your throat?

I don't really like the term evil, I personally find it too subjective. Now I would like a follower who is amoral, enigmatic, thoughtful, dark, brooding, oppressive, cruel and Machiavellian. Perhaps something of a philosopher as well. One that often states their opinions of you and the world around them and inquires about, criticizes and challenges your opinions and actions, and doesn't simply do whatever you ask of him/her.

This! ... its pretty much spot on for my personal meaning of the word.

yeah she was a bit anti vampire which kinda irritated me , it was like even though you chose the vampire side , the quest line kept trying to lean you towards the side of dawnguard .... and im " .... NO! " lol

And another thing i gave the bow to Harkon thinking it would change something ..... then he goes and says hes going to kill you wtf lol ,
so obviously your going to kill him lol .