favorite liners from npc's : V

» Sat May 12, 2012 11:23 pm

I gona start taking notes, the writers are up on it in this game

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:13 am

The stuff the kids say is pretty funny. I laughed when a little kid looked at me and said "My daddy says I am too young to train with swords, so I train with my fists" Lol.

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:37 am

Guard says: Hey I know who you are.....Hail sithis.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:52 am

"Ahhh!!! Stop it!!! You're going to kill me!!!" :chaos:

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:39 am

No lollygaggin'

The heck that even means? Does it have something to do with lollipops? Lol. :biggrin:

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:56 pm

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll.

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:20 am

Ah I see your like me! Can't be bothered using those unweildy two handed weapons *While wearing a warhammer* cracked me up.

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:15 am

Apparently getting shot in the knee with an arrow is a requirement to become a guard in Skyrim.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:03 pm

"I'm gay and want to come home with you."

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:56 am

A little girl: "I'd stop having to punch him if he'd just kiss me!"

A guard: "I got to thinking the other day . . . I could be the Dragonborn! I just might not know it!"

A certain Khajiit: "The Nords use a lot of fur to make their armor. This makes M'aiq very nervous." :rofl:

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:49 pm

I was shouting into the air to get a dragons attention and a guard said "Could you please quiet down? That...shouting... is frightening people."

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:13 pm

"Well, I enjoy moonlit nights , taking long walks on the beach, knitting, and unicorns. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll, on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn. Which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle."

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:34 am

The most menly butch men asking to marry me.