I got two different mod ideas involving fire breathing chickens! Yes that's right i said fire breathing chickens!

Idea#1: I don't have a clue on how to make mods but i thought it would be very very funny if the models for the dragons that randomly come down and attack you and breathe fire would be replaced with the model of a giant Chicken...possibly just a very large version of the 3D chicken models you see walking around Riverwood. That would be so funny!

Idea#2: Whenever you have that flame throwing spell activated at the first of the game, instead of a little flame in your hand when you're ready to use that spell, have a normal sized chicken in your hands that breathes fire! Could you imagine running around skyrim defeating your foes with a fire breathing chicken in your hands? Especially if you're being chased by the imperial cops and they are like, "This is the Skyrim P.D.! ...Step away...from the chicken!" HAHAHA

Are you huffing?

Seems simple enough to replace the dragon's mesh with a chicken mesh, but I'm not sure what you would do about all the animation files. And if a fire-breathing handheld chicken could be created, then I want a Dwemeri flame thrower too!

OOOO! Here's an idea and i would love the modder who can create this: Have a fire breathing chicken be a weapon you can equipp but make it a one handed weapon...so that we can duel wield fire breathing chickens! And make the chickens cluck every time you unsheath them and whenever you fire them! That would be awesome!

This actually sounds like a great "My First MOD" project for someone when the Creation Kit comes out. Sounds easy enough to do and learn how to use the CK.