Funny replies you make to NPCs. : IV - Oblivion

» Mon May 02, 2011 4:21 am

You need to be good at it.

I am master at everything... :shrug:

EDIT: Perhaps the files have messed up, only using those two (and perhaps one more...)

» Sun May 01, 2011 8:03 pm

I am master at everything... :shrug:

EDIT: Perhaps the files have messed up, only using those two (and perhaps one more...)

Mayby you are out of luck then or NPCs don't realy like your character

» Sun May 01, 2011 9:05 pm

Mayby you are out of luck then or NPCs don't realy like your character

Hmm perhaps... but they sure pretend to like him, kissing his *** when he walks on by :rolleyes:

» Sun May 01, 2011 10:37 pm

Hmm perhaps... but they sure pretend to like him, kissing his *** when he walks on by :rolleyes:

Strange then...

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:06 am

The game gets confused when you master too many skills. They only tell me there is a charge in the air and I smell of dead. Even though I've mastered every skill without cheating (on 360, so you can't cheat). I guess it just overloads their speech bank and they only say certain things.

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:43 pm

I love walking past guards and hearing them say "You look like your comfertable in Heavy Armor." :blink: How can you tell if Im not wearing armor?

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:35 pm

"You're the hero of Kvatch, aren't you?!"
...Who are you, and how do you know that?

*depressed talk about husband missing*
I'll find him for you.
*overly happy*
...Why are you so happy, your husband is still missing.

» Sun May 01, 2011 2:51 pm

On one of my random run-ins, someone i was talking to said he was from Raven Rock, i said ME TOO! in... uhm... my past life... and... i was a man....

» Mon May 02, 2011 3:41 am

Intersting greetings I got while visiting Cloud Ruler Temple at around 5:30 AM (game time):

Blade 1: "Good morning, sir."
Blade 2: "Good evening, sir."

Me: "How are you supposed to work together to protect Martin when you can't even agree on what time of day it is?"

Another random encounter in Cheydinhal:

Orc NPC (can't remeber his name): "Get away from me."
Me: "What if I don't?"

» Sun May 01, 2011 12:52 pm

Once, an NPC was looking at me and said "Really?" and I was like "Uh.... sure".

I later figured out he was tlking to someone across the cty that I happend to be in the way of. Funny times

» Sun May 01, 2011 7:54 pm

Martin: [speech at the last stand at Bruma]
Me: Can I start killing the daedra yet, I'm bored?!

» Sun May 01, 2011 11:15 pm

Martin: [speech at the last stand at Bruma]
Me: Can I start killing the daedra yet, I'm bored?!

My response to his speech:
"You know, I've been looking around the whole time Martin has been speaking and I couldn't help noticing there are only two Blades present (Baurus and Jauffre). Shouldn't ALL of them be here, since the Emperor (to be) is leading this battle?"

Me asking a Blade Cloud Ruler Temple:

Blade: "Aye, she's a beaut. A few men can hold her against an army." (or something along those lines, anyway)
Me: "You'd need bows for that. I couldn't help but notice that none of you carry one. So, what are you going to do? Wait till they're inside the temple and then hold it against them? Good luck!"

» Sun May 01, 2011 10:24 pm

Merchant: I have the finest goods and lowest prices in all of cyrodiil
ME: doesnt everybody ?

female Merchant: you drive a hard bargain.
ME: a bargain isnt the only hard thing I drive.

just my 2.

» Mon May 02, 2011 1:10 am

- NPC: "You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?"
- ME: "Your mother's drawers!" :bigsmile:

» Sun May 01, 2011 2:21 pm

NPC: Something annoying.
Me: Banish Flesh. (Spell added by a mod that destroys the target completely, leaving only the skeleton behind.)

» Sun May 01, 2011 2:27 pm

NPC: "You move like a pregnant cow."

Me: "Well, you fight like a dairy farmer!"

Wait, that isn't right is it?

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:56 am

NPC: "Have you seen my sons?"

Me: "No."

Here's another one.

NPC: "Have you seen my sons?"

Me: "I told you, no."

And another.

NPC: "Have you seen my legs?"

Me: "Yeah. They're in Chorrol's great tree. Go fetch."

» Sun May 01, 2011 8:16 pm

Imperial Guard: "You have my ear, citizen."
Me: "I'm sorry - did you want it back ?"
Me: "Yes ... I'm starting a collection."
Me: "I left you the other one ... count your blessings (You can count that high, right ?)"

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:37 pm

I was lobbing fireballs at a bandit and he proceeds to say
"You elves are all the same, all flash and no fire" despite the fact that i was cooking him with fireballs.

» Sun May 01, 2011 9:48 pm

"Sir are you alive?" - guard inspecting dead body

"of course he isnt, take a look at this knife i used!"

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:36 pm

NPC: You have my ear citizen.
Me: Sorry, I thought I was playing Fallout 3.

» Sun May 01, 2011 2:52 pm

Attacking NPC: "Today you die!!!"

Me: "What's that, you watched too much Steven Seagal movies?"

» Mon May 02, 2011 2:42 am

Why is everyone so mean to the NPCs?

I find many of their sarcastic comments to be rather amusing.

» Mon May 02, 2011 4:37 am

NPC: "Inwah!"

Me: ...:huh:

» Sun May 01, 2011 8:06 pm

Random Orc in Cheydinal: Aren't you the high tom titttty?

Me: err...I'm pretty sure I'm not a high tom titttty...WTF is a high tom titttty?

Random Orc: *Strange laughing sound*

Me: *Stabs Orc with Umbra*

Random Orc: *silence*

Me: :cookie: