I wanted to start a topic about funny stuff you have seen happen in your game. (sorry if I missed one already created).

I was doing a quest the other night in the wolf cave, trying to kill some wizards. I crept into the main antechamber room after entering through a small tunnel, and there in front of me was a huge tower, and way up top I could barely make out some figures, performing some sort of ritual. So being an archer / sneaking type of character I start firing off some arrows at the figures I can barely make out in the distance. However, I could see that my arrows were dropping well short of the target, and they were more or less out of range. But the firing at them had alerted them, and what happened next is confusing to me, but it seems some of them were conjurers, and apparently their conjurations had gotten antsy and mistakenly attacked one of the other wizards. The next thing you know, there are fireballs and sprouting out the top of that tower, and all hell is breaking loose, and then I get a message that i completed the quest and cleared the tower LOL.

When I finally got up there, there were 4 or so wizards all lying dead on the ground. I was laughing my ass off.

Shame you were out of earshot, would of been an interesting conversation to hear, lol

Nice

my horse flew away while i was fighting a dragon

The other thing I love in this game is all the traps, specifically using them to kill enemies. There is something hilarious about leading an undead goon through a door with a pressure switch which will cause a row of spikes to slam into him. I could do it over and over again and still LMAO.

Or using other NPC's to kill a difficult enemy?

I was having a problem soloing a tough undead boss, so I led him through a whole serious of corridors until we came back to place where several other NPC's were standing. Standing by and watching several NPC's hacking eachother to bits is awesome.

Oil on the floor and Draugr. Funny every single time. Like the little Mortal Kombat guy used to say: "Toasty!"

killed a snow loepard and it bugged and started glitching through the floor, it looked like it was dry humping the ground, i lolled

A dragon came flying at me with a horse carriage up its ass... It died as soon as it hit the ground

Dragon skeletons seem to be gathering at the Dawnstar sanctuary in my game. I haven't fought dragons there, but there are currently 2 dragon skeletons there.

Being sent on a quest by a villager. Wading through caves and clobbering fools I emerged with the quest item in hand, only to arrive back in the village just in time to witness a dragon finish chewing the quest-giving villager to death.

This was my character's response:

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That's crazy, you would think they woulda made him essential.

no.. way.. LOL poor dragon
a giant must have done that to him

Well I am pretty sure they are attacking other villages while you are not there, and probably getting killed in the process. I know a couple of times I have literally been sick of killing dragons and just walked away when they were attacking the village I was in. I know it sounds crazy, but seriously I am tired of killing / collecting bones / taking bones back home, especially when I am in the middle of doing some other quest.

I think a highlight would be watching my horse plus my war dog attack and kill a dragon.

Yeah what is up with horses? I have yet to see a dead horse, they seem damn near invincible.

No, the quest dragon Murmilnur or whatever the [censored] its name is, like probably many many others, I killed it at the guard tower, but its skeleton has now found its way to whiteruns gate and it crawls out of the wall/ground whenever I come to that location.

Just finished an epic battle with a dragon, at a fairly low level rogue type so I was feeling thoroughly exhausted and pleased with myself - only to turn around and get [censored]slapped by a Mammoth. One shot kill. Funny looking back at it but I was pissed off at the time.