» Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:54 am
I'm a big man. I don't mean fat, I mean I'm tall and large. Scares some people, but the ladies like it.
I have an incredibly deep voice. Once again, scares some people, but the ladies like it.
I gain muscle mass abnormally quick. This one is only good while I'm clothed, I guess. I have stretch marks in weird places from working out.
I have awesome eyes.
I have really thin ankles. Not a big deal, you would think, but, once again, ladies seem to dig that.