Gnomes vs. Teddy Bears : Fallout: New Vegas

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:30 pm

I'm sure many of you remember all those funny easter eggs with the knomes and teddy bears in FO3.
Wether it were a game of chess, two teddies in a naughty position with whiskey, or teddies tied to tracks with knomes watching.

How would you feel if this were in New Vegas? Do you expect it to be in New Vegas? What crazy knome and teddy bear shenanigans would you like to see?

Have fun

(but please remember this is in regards to knome and teddy bear easter eggs not all easter eggs in general)

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:54 pm

at Repcon, maybe a broken rocket full of gnomes and bears. haha thatd be kind of cool, but itd be really hidden.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:08 am

Oh god yes, I want tons of these in Vegas and it's expansions.
Were awesome easter eggs.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:54 am

Its funny how some folks bash quests based on collecting things, scavenging stuff, and yet I find them to be the most fun when the things we're looking for are unique, fun or bizarre. Definitely good food for quest mods.

Of course this is fallout, and in a retro universe, so how about mechanical teddy bears and robotic gnomes battling it out with dart-guns?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:57 am

Of course this is fallout, and in a retro universe, so how about mechanical teddy bears and robotic gnomes battling it out with dart-guns?

We'd need a robotic Vault Boy in there somewhere.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:40 pm

3 teddy bears and 3 gnomes, sitting around a mini tire and using metro tickets (Or NV equivalent) as cards. Maybe with some cigarettes and empty whisky bottles or something. It'd be funny IMO.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:47 pm

A knome facedown on the ground but has a picket sign in his hand that reads
"Where is LifeAlert?"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:21 am

A knome facedown on the ground but has a picket sign in his hand that reads
"Where is LifeAlert?"

Or have a bear with a toy heart lying near by and in the sand is scrawled "Help, I've lost my heart and can't g-" :laugh:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:47 am

I want a gnome to have an http://stroppsworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dike-dastardly.jpg and one http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/93130767.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=B53F616F4B95E5534F2B8CD0A00BBDC9276EC96336FFA53DD2498F33CE0D22EC1D842B4D5671C9AA trying to save a dead wastelander on some train tracks .-.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:09 am

gnomes and bears that have shirts that say team edward or team jacob.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:29 pm

We all know that we want to see gnomes and teddy bears hiding under desks in a destroyed school. Would be a nice reference to the procedure school students would of done if bombs did drop during the 1950s.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:52 pm

gnomes and bears that have shirts that say team edward or team jacob.

I hate the hell outta twilight and I still think it'd be funny especially if one had a gun pointed at the other.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:02 am

I hate the hell outta twilight and I still think it'd be funny especially if one had a gun pointed at the other...

... and you can pick up the gun (it is unique) and it's named after something related to twilight (never seen the movie)

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:42 am

Pimp bears.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:36 am

... and you can pick up the gun (it is unique) and it's named after something related to twilight (never seen the movie)

I hate Twilight but that would be pretty funny. Maybe it would be two pistols one named "Vampire Killer" that the Jacob bear is holding and one that says "Werewolf Killer" that Edward is holding..

Edit: Wild Wasteland only of course

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:47 am

Intact Garden Gnome would love this

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:40 am

I hate Twilight but that would be pretty funny. Maybe it would be two pistols one named "Vampire Killer" that the Jacob bear is holding and one that says "Werewolf Killer" that Edward is holding..

Edit: Wild Wasteland only of course

Or Silver Bullet for the Edward one. Yes, wild wasteland of course.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:59 am

Gnomes! Form up on me! Ramirez! ( A gnome) Attack the teddy bears with a spork!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:06 am

A gnome and teddy are in seperate shopping carts. This is on a random road and the finish line is a beat up stop sign. In the teddy bear's cart is tons of alcohol.
In the gnome's are a collection of chems?

Who will win the drunk or the junkie?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:06 pm

i like a reenactment of the battle of Gettsyburg. The Teddy Bears would be the Confederates and the Gnomes would be the Union soldiers and they would be dressed in period uniforms.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:43 pm

i like a reenactment of the battle of Gettsyburg. The Teddy Bears would be the Confederates and the Gnomes would be the Union soldiers and they would be dressed in period uniforms.

In Nevada? Lol The Alamo would make more sense here than that lol.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:19 am

Enter the Rubber Duck brigade who current patrol Hoover damn but their providence over the damn is in question. Will the Teddy Bears or the Gnomes take over this new territory? Who will you side with?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:00 pm

Meh, Talk to NCR rookies who state " Gnomes and teddy bears caused this holocasut, You know"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:48 am

I would like to go with Gnomes but they did not have unique ones. Teddy bears they have different sizes from really small to huge.

I just want unique versions of both.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:48 am

A room just swarmed with knomes or teddy bears
and I mean SWARMED
or
a room that became a battlefield for a bunch of teddies and knomes