We have "Home Days" every summer. It's like a city carnival, except the city only has 7000 people so the carnival is really small and the rides don't meet any safety standards.
We also have "Fall Fest" where they give "tours" around our city which involve people sitting in a cart pulled by a tractor and listening to the "guide" point out the "landmarks" of the city. The landmarks include the building department, the police station, the fire station, the pond, the swimming pool, and...wait for it.....the library!
Pretty exciting stuff going on in an inbred suburb of Cleveland!
Huh..I was in Cleveland today to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I hate that city.
I don't have anything to add to the conversation. I live in the middle of nowhere. I just needed to vent my frustrations. Cleveland svcks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM.
I hate that city so much...Don't even try driving there. You're better off sitting on a wooden bar-stool and squeezing your head as hard as you can for 8 hours. It's less painful.