I'll leave my useless trash anywhere I want! It's not my fault that I find so much cool [censored] loot that I have to donate (to nobody in particular) my old, not as usefull, stuff. I swear, if I get chastised one more time for leaving my [censored] behind, there will be shouts brought down upon Skyrim that history have never seen.

A random necromancer said that exact same thing to me after she killed me!

I'm officially starting the, "do you know who in the hell you're talking to?" Clan. Our job is to put out contracts on fools that don't understand when a badass is sitting right in front of them. For folks who make us pick up from the ground the weapons we no longer need and are not worth selling. To the chicks that will not shut up that thy are married. We get it.

I think my Clan may be the greatest thing I'll eevr do with my life. Who is with me?

I got reamed out by a guard in Whiterun for leaving weapons on the floor where somebody could get hurt.