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Hammer to the face

Post » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:20 pm

Well, I was saving a busload of baby orphans from terrorists riding mountain lions when one of the terrorists got a lucky shot at my nose with a hammer claw, I then killed the terrorists and carried the bus of orphans across the Pacific ocean and built them a new orphanage with my bare hands AKA I was playing with a power drill and a hammer and it went horribly wrong, anybody else have stories of ignorance to make me feel better about my stupidity?
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trisha punch
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:23 am

I hurt my self... today...
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Wanda Maximoff
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:32 am

It only counts for something if you didn't look at any explosions.
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Lisha Boo
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:52 am

Last week I dove off a cliff to save a falling baby carriage, but turns out the carriage was full of C4. I felt so gullible.
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:35 am

Well I once tried to ride a couch cushion down a flight of stairs. The cushion ended up catching halfway down and I ended up doing a Superman the rest of the way and landed on a wooden floor. I was sore for days afterwards. And my glasses broke.
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Adriana Lenzo
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:31 am

Well I once tried to ride a couch cushion down a flight of stairs. The cushion ended up catching halfway down and I ended up doing a Superman the rest of the way and landed on a wooden floor. I was sore for days afterwards. And my glasses broke.

This is what happens when Clark forgets to go change in the phone booth.
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Post » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:47 pm

I tried to save earth from satan or some other evil by getting my brother to dump the liquid from Prince of Darkness into some old holy water but then my ship on the forum blew up.
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Emily Graham
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:35 pm

This is what happens when Clark forgets to go change in the phone booth.
He forgoes the scene of the crime to ride cushions down staircases?
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Post » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:55 pm

Well, I was a mountain lion when I was playing with a power drill and a hammer and it went horribly wrong
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Nana Samboy
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:25 am

what.
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kasia
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:34 am

I used to be an aventurer like you, then I took a hammer to the face :tongue:.
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Matt Bigelow
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:37 am

Oh, I see.


Well, I once ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
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Post » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:15 pm

I used to be an aventurer like you, then I took a hammer to the face :tongue:.

A Hammerfell on your face?
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:53 am

A Hammerfell on your face?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc
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Post » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:46 pm

I hurt my self... today...
To see if I still feel...
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Ridhwan Hemsome
 
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Post » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:15 am

I hurt my self... today...
To see if I still feel...
Caught in a landslide...
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