So I walk out of the house with my children and have a good look around and i go back inside to get them some clothes. As I walk inside I hear a voice, and that voice has pissed me off. He said "I trust your not any trouble, what do you want?"

WHAT!! You say that in MY house that I BUILT when i BOUGHT YOU?!?! I fired him instantly. is this a bug?

which house do you live at? which bard was it? This happens with some of the housecarls in the vanilla game too, they do not recognize you as a friend, they have intruder-dialog that sounds quite rude.

they do that at all three
so does your stewart

What I want to know is how the hell did you manage to get a 'fire him' option in your commands?

i was so pissed at Lydia for hiring a dude... i fired his ass before i ever heard him sing. lol i wanted a female bard!

Unless they added new bard voice types, some of the female voices are not improvements. Lisette's voice is a good one, but there is another female voice type, I think it might be the eager young female type, that is kinda screechy.

the one at morthor is awful
can you just replace them?

i like the dude at falkreath
thats where i put my family
i play a female character and he is the only male bard out of the three

well it actually sees something like i dont need your services. but i hate him in vampire lord form because i hate him. I HATE HIM!

Every one of my housecarls in the basic vanilla homes always say something like "you lost" or "I hope you're not here to cause trouble". Not sure why they recognize you as a trespasser but it's a small bug. After they say that they quickly realize you're the Thane.

how do you buy a bard? the game does not say.

you need to have a steward

I like to change my face.. perhaps it's just confusion?